submitted 12 days ago bymi1key
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By running away. The faster the better.
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Why? I do think this is creative. he can send a girlfriend application back.
It would be creative if he had put a least a little bit of creativeness into this form, it's just boring
Ouh shit, didn’t realise there was more than 1 pic. Yeah thats pretty bland but alteast she tried more then a simple “hey”
Asking for Zodiac signs? I'd still run.
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Gotta love such a readily identifiable red flag. Crazy to me that these people don’t see it that way
Nah he should send a project proposal for a first date.
Because of her wording and questions paired with the application.
idk man, the idea could be creative but the questions themselves aren't that creative
Yeaah i only looked at the first picture when i made the comment
Why? It's just silly. She's having fun.
Have you not read her questions or the way she wrote them? That's attention seeking at best, unoriginal at worst.
the cold efficiency warms my heart and shrivels my dick.
Seriously. Why do some girls need to be guys 😂
It's 2021 dude, trans men are men too.
Username checks out
How do you answer your age with more than a 1 word answer
If you knew then maybe just maybe you'd be good enough for jessie
I was born in nineteen ninety-two I am twenty-nine and I am this age that I am currently stating. This is the age I am at the moment and next year I will be thirty. I am not thirty at the moment, however. One day I will be sixty-nine years old.
****sum like that****
You deserve the Golden Answer Award. 🏆 This is all I got.. 😂
This guy word counts
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Thirty-eight plus one.
I'm 25 years young. 🤢
I think the answer is 39
Thats not what she told me when we first met :/
I am 25 years old
I was created when 2 titans clashed in a fearsome battle that shook the earth. Floods were created that struck Venezuela. Many were sacrifised and their souls now live in my body. But just a second after the Big Bang i was brought to this cursed world.
Edit: So in simplier terms im 21 (Venezuela floods 14/12/1999 RIP to those who lost their lives)
38 and 1/4
My age is insignificant in the boundaries of time. One could ask what time is, if, it even matters. Love is, after all, utter coincidence that can be measured by time nor age. It is an intrinsic quality anyone beats within to give to one another (...)
She mentioned the Longer the better right? Just right An essay on each and every question
I am 30
I've circled around the sun X times
I have made x number of laps around the sun
With a math question. If she doesn't bother finding the answer, she isn't worth your time.
A word problem. Make her work for the answer
I’m twenty nine and eight halves
Give a hard mathematical equation that ends up with your age
Young enough to trip your trigger old enough to know better
I have been alive on this earth for 38 cycles of the earths rotation around the sun.
You give your full age down to the second.
I was born when the Beatles played Ed Sullivan.
You need to run. Whoever she is, she sounds narcissistic and it kind of seems like that form could be used for more nefarious means. You can get a lot from some of those questions that she is asking. Either way run away. This is just crazy.
With lots and lots of sarcasm
That depends. How desperate are you?
This man asking the real questions
Biggus Dikus From Greece, i forgot what movie it was in, some medival parody, if i remember I'll edit the movie in this comment
Meme the hell out of it
Monty python, Life of Brian
Whoever “wins” is going to have a lot of shame to carry around the rest of his life.
Facilitating identity theft, one Tinder match at a time.
The follow up application includes questions like “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” and “Who was your first childhood friend?”
Yeah, like I said, lol.
Like you said but better
I was emphasizing your point with more points! I thought the exact same thing when I read it! Lol
lmao like identity theft? that’s a funny joke
What was your first car? Current car? Social security number?
Lol. It’s funny because there are people who will really give other people this info. Like, damn, how would you ever think this is a good idea?
By sending a Girlfriend Application with way more invasive and inappropriate questions
I like this idea.
Make a google form but the only question is “Get fucked”
How deep is your vageen? Have you got any grey hairs? What’s your social security number?
I've got a lot of gray hairs. Does that count?
Gray is the new blond
Fine, “gray” for the Americans out there
they are more course gray. And short and curly now that I look at them.
Hmmm ok, somewhat acceptable, what about social security number?
How often do you squat? Bum/waist ratio? Weight? Height? Mother’s number?
You know I gotta help my man out
Write a freaking novel for each answer. For the age say something like, "I have seen -insert number- winters, and nearly as many summers. My first sight was..." and just go off.
For real though, just run far away.
I have taken X amount of trips around the sun
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Fuck anyone who needs me to choose between cats and dogs. The rest of it is pretty bad too.
Just put 'this is asinine' or maybe actually do your best to get it "right" and if you do, ask her if farts are funny and when she inevitably says no unmatch immediately
“My name is Inigo Montoya…”
u/barely_fits now THIS is an irredeemable dumpster fire!
by closing the tab
"thank you for being a good sport and having fun" lol, send her back an empty form and tell her it was just too much fun, you couldn't take it
Answer all the questions with "omg, this is so fun"
I wonder how big your name needs to be to go somewhere, since she wants always long answers 🤷🏻♂️
Bruh she asked for your sign. Stay the fuck away
Was looking for this comment. Thanks for obliging!
I am dinosaur. It’s the same, non-existent sign as the others.
Any specific dinosaur, or all of them?
Ootl, why are asking for signs a red flag? I always took astrology as seriously as a fortune cookie.
What a psycho
There no level of desperation that would lead me to even respond to this. Not even a “goodbye and good luck”, this would just be a flat out ghosting scenario
Could this be a social engineering attack technique?
How would it be? She’s not asking for any sensitive information that wasn’t already available besides what he does for work
Social engineering can even be as simple as getting bits of data that could help with guessing passwords or answering security questions. Dogs or cats, ideal date scenario, star sign, biggest turn on and achievements all seem to fall in this category. Let's say if one of his security questions was What is the name of your first pet, she could easily use the dogs or cats question to Segway into that convo and get the info.
Not a bad idea! Try interview too! 👍
Dating in 2021 is so fucking stupid.
Lol Just block her so it ruins her algorithm.
I could ace her exam. But id still be a bad bf if we started now haha
say fuck you and unmatch
I forgot my #2 pencil 🤣
It could be fun, but that’s only one of the many ways this could go. Yes, there is a chance she is obnoxious. There is also a chance she is being creative. If she is up for filling up a girlfriend form for you, why not ?
You know what, send her a Girlfriend application with similar questions; who knows might work to your favor. If you feel like dealing with this lol.
This said, I mean, what is this a Job interview? Is that what dating is now? More work?
Could have been done better; but I see maybe the spirit of it. Tho I’d probably fail out hard, I don’t have an instagram.
By answering the questions that only require one or two words with an essay. Like explaining the meaning of your name or the origin of the names. Make her regret that statement lol
You don't, you run.
Since no one word answers and she wants more detail.....
1) Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya
2) Old enough
3) My Mother's Uterus
This would put me off so bad. “I meet so many people, I need an application to properly distribute the booty”.
This is actually funny, thoughtful too.
I actually wouldn't mind it.
I got one of these from my now girlfriend of 2 years, it wasn't quite like this. She basically just wanted to know if I was an adult and any applicants with glaring red flags could be weeded out
Write a text or song into the lines of the form and end with: from now on, u will think of me, filling out a form
so many red flags
the form, the horoscopes, the :D face
Lol what a fucking loser
Maybe she's making a TikTok
this is gay as fuck
I rather cut of my eye lid than answer a form for someone who is a probably a lunatic. Desperation ain't cute.
Question 1. Geralt of Rivia
Question 2. About a century, give or take
"The other side of your mums ass"
You matched with Shledon Cooper?
Dont. Dont feed her ego and set up a bad habit
Its already a "go fuck urself" from the form itself but zodiac signs? Damn, how can a human being reach this levels of stupidity
Isn't it a bit too fast to jump to the boyfriend level already?? 🤔 or is this a fast track to be on that committed level already 😆
Drop the link to it and let the comment section troll on your behalf
“What made you swipe on Jessie?” - that question alone gives out red flags. Clearly collecting information, for what reason who knows.
Personally, no. I love her efficient approach but it's too cold for me in a partner. It removes the scrap of romance tinder leaves.
So an Instragram account is a must? Weird requirement. And who cares if you like dogs or cats. This is just like Seinfeld. Finding absurd reasons to not be together. "He likes coffee while I like tea. We can't be together because we must be exactly the same".
Damn. If you fill it out and go on a date, what are you going to have left to talk about. This is the problem with tinder…for some, anyway. This woman has literally put an ungodly amount effort into creating a shitty boyfriend application so that she doesn’t have to put effort into genuinely getting to know someone.
My advice: ignore her.
What the mcfuck?
I feel like she could steal your identity with these questions
I matched with the same girl lmao
I was 100% expecting the second question to be "What is your quest?"
Just put F*ck you for each answer
Don't. Walk away.
It's a creative solution to the flood of swipes and messages that women get. Online dating is broken, it's nice that people are at least trying to find solutions.
This was sent right after y’all matched?! Negative ghost rider. Maybe a little deeper in, it could have been fun. Off the bat. Nope. That’s like doing all the paper work for a car without even knowing if you’re gonna like how it rides.
Unmatch and move on. She doesn’t deserve you.
Just what I'm looking for in a potential mate.... bureaucracy
Lmfaoo she buggin
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Answer short answers long and long answers short
My name is Uvuwuwewuwe Onyetwuwuwe Ubwiwubwim Osas
If a dude fills this out being completely serious he’s already not wearing the pants
How are you supposed to not give short answers to most of these questions? lol
Hey that’s kinda cool
I'd just reply with a link to my LinkedIn profile
Who genuinely has this much self disrespect, get you a girl that doesn't require you to fill in a form, Jesus christ
That is psychotic...
Ms red flags
She sounds like fuck off material
Fill it out with the yoshikage kira shitpost, see what happens
Well if zodiac sign is so important, don't waste your time brother.
You pass. And if she asks why you let her know it’s her stupid form.
If your lucky you get to the assessment center :) good luck!
“what is your zodiac sign” as if you needed anymore reason to run
Just pull a reddit and comment Cum on each answer
For name, start with your title. For example, "Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons".
For age, you can tell it in seconds. 1 year is 31,536,000 seconds.
For where are you from, you can say from the space debris of a dead star.
... and now you owe me since I did your homework. Like is it that hard to be creative. Lame butt.
Answer ‘cum’ to all the questions, then find someone who isn’t a nutjob.
Do it and let us know how it goes lol
Edit: use fake answers!
Honestly I think it's funny I'd just be honest maybe make one for her
I want her to answer this crap without short answers. You ask dumbass basic questions your going to get basic answers. Like asking a yes or no question and being mad with a yes or a no for the answer
give us the link
You should also create one quiz on google and send to her(its super easy)
Ask questions like height weight and why she swiped on you!!
Once on Tinder I sent a seminude photo of myself, to a girl I found cute. I was holding a paper in front of my pubic area.
It was written: "I'm 21 :P "
She was pretty fast into answering me, as she wanted to know if I meant "cm or age" 🤣
However in your case, I wouldn't fill the requirement link. If a person is interested, she will go through you profile and at least take the time to chat with you...
Answer by not answering
“Do you have both kidneys?”
I mean its kind of a cute gesture. But based on this alone idk if she's dating material lel
Honestly the best move here is to put a ton of thought and energy into the form, fill it out really well and make yourself really appealing, then when she gets interested you string her along, keep changing dates for plans and just make her wait a lot. When she finally gets annoyed and calls you out you say “you wasted my time, so I wasted your time”
Plus this gives you the flexibility to change course in the event she does turn out to actually be really awesome. If you actually like her and she’s worth it, you can ditch the second part of that plan and just date her and now you have an interesting “how we met” story 👍
Listen, your name is Joe Mama
Name: great wizard of the north Phillip
Not a chance is this lass worth all that effort
Be a Bro and link the form here
Kinda cringe ngl
What’s your first pets name and what year did you graduate high school?
Shrek, 78, etc
Would of stopped at "what's your Instagram" but then I saw the zodiac signs.
For sign click Scorpio, it’s apparently a free pass to be an asshole with the rest of your answers.
“I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio!”
Send an empty version so she can fill ut up too
ik this just something creative/fun to do but ngl sometimes it’s annoying we have to put so much effort into talking to a girl or maybe i’m just lazy idk
I love how it's either cats OR dogs, not a NEITHER option
Don’t do this stupid shit
Just don’t. Keep it moving
A friend of mine got band for this