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MiddyF

441 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

441 points

12 days ago

By running away. The faster the better.

DaHellus696

97 points

12 days ago*

Why? I do think this is creative. he can send a girlfriend application back.

pirobinha

77 points

12 days ago

It would be creative if he had put a least a little bit of creativeness into this form, it's just boring

DaHellus696

17 points

12 days ago*

Ouh shit, didn’t realise there was more than 1 pic. Yeah thats pretty bland but alteast she tried more then a simple “hey”

strflw_23

64 points

12 days ago

Asking for Zodiac signs? I'd still run.

DaHellus696

12 points

12 days ago

True that

a47nok

11 points

12 days ago

a47nok

11 points

12 days ago

Gotta love such a readily identifiable red flag. Crazy to me that these people don’t see it that way

_Neo_Saigon_

52 points

12 days ago

Nah he should send a project proposal for a first date.

MiddyF

2 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

2 points

12 days ago

Because of her wording and questions paired with the application.

GodSaveTheRegime

43 points

12 days ago

idk man, the idea could be creative but the questions themselves aren't that creative

DaHellus696

2 points

12 days ago

Yeaah i only looked at the first picture when i made the comment

CanWeRestNowBuffy

-4 points

12 days ago

Why? It's just silly. She's having fun.

MiddyF

5 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

5 points

12 days ago

Have you not read her questions or the way she wrote them? That's attention seeking at best, unoriginal at worst.

ndessell

5.9k points

12 days ago

ndessell

5.9k points

12 days ago

the cold efficiency warms my heart and shrivels my dick.

truthorconfusion

-84 points

12 days ago

Seriously. Why do some girls need to be guys 😂

_Neo_Saigon_

40 points

12 days ago

_Neo_Saigon_

40 points

12 days ago

It's 2021 dude, trans men are men too.

DivorcedDaddy89

-126 points

12 days ago

Nah bro.

VictoryRaptor

50 points

12 days ago

VictoryRaptor

24/M

50 points

12 days ago

Username checks out

acclaimA9

5 points

12 days ago

Bail fast

Drunkinchipmunk

3.5k points

12 days ago

How do you answer your age with more than a 1 word answer

iwasasin

3k points

12 days ago

iwasasin

3k points

12 days ago

If you knew then maybe just maybe you'd be good enough for jessie

Skeezertron

1.7k points

12 days ago

Skeezertron

1.7k points

12 days ago

I was born in nineteen ninety-two I am twenty-nine and I am this age that I am currently stating. This is the age I am at the moment and next year I will be thirty. I am not thirty at the moment, however. One day I will be sixty-nine years old.

****sum like that****

samgoeshere

271 points

12 days ago

-Perd Hapley

Anthonoir0

2 points

12 days ago

nice.

PhatTuga94

16 points

12 days ago

You deserve the Golden Answer Award. 🏆 This is all I got.. 😂

PMcNutt

90 points

12 days ago

PMcNutt

90 points

12 days ago

This guy word counts

d1ckh3ad87

0 points

12 days ago

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Happy-Night5912

35 points

12 days ago

Thirty-eight plus one.

euphemissocratus

11 points

12 days ago

I'm 25 years young. 🤢

Top_Recording4569

5 points

12 days ago

I think the answer is 39

euphemissocratus

2 points

12 days ago

Thats not what she told me when we first met :/

XxaggieboyxX

10 points

12 days ago

I am 25 years old

DaHellus696

126 points

12 days ago*

I was created when 2 titans clashed in a fearsome battle that shook the earth. Floods were created that struck Venezuela. Many were sacrifised and their souls now live in my body. But just a second after the Big Bang i was brought to this cursed world.

Edit: So in simplier terms im 21 (Venezuela floods 14/12/1999 RIP to those who lost their lives)

robgray111

2 points

12 days ago

38 and 1/4

Pumba93

56 points

12 days ago

Pumba93

56 points

12 days ago

My age is insignificant in the boundaries of time. One could ask what time is, if, it even matters. Love is, after all, utter coincidence that can be measured by time nor age. It is an intrinsic quality anyone beats within to give to one another (...)

She mentioned the Longer the better right? Just right An essay on each and every question

Lowmax2

8 points

12 days ago

Lowmax2

8 points

12 days ago

I am 30

spicychili1019

15 points

12 days ago

I've circled around the sun X times

SnooHedgehogs8992

3 points

12 days ago

I have made x number of laps around the sun

Frowaway-For-Reasons

94 points

12 days ago

With a math question. If she doesn't bother finding the answer, she isn't worth your time.

griebskis

41 points

12 days ago

A word problem. Make her work for the answer

BurbankElephants

1 points

12 days ago

I’m twenty nine and eight halves

entahdoe

36 points

12 days ago

entahdoe

36 points

12 days ago

Give a hard mathematical equation that ends up with your age

CrewSevere5729

5 points

12 days ago

Young enough to trip your trigger old enough to know better

Kahoots113

2 points

12 days ago

I have been alive on this earth for 38 cycles of the earths rotation around the sun.

ApatheticHedonist

1 points

12 days ago

You give your full age down to the second.

Retrosteve

1 points

12 days ago

I was born when the Beatles played Ed Sullivan.

CrispyShreddedQueef

2 points

12 days ago

Thirty four

KeyComfortable9298

17 points

12 days ago

You need to run. Whoever she is, she sounds narcissistic and it kind of seems like that form could be used for more nefarious means. You can get a lot from some of those questions that she is asking. Either way run away. This is just crazy.

Jack_ten

483 points

12 days ago

Jack_ten

483 points

12 days ago

With lots and lots of sarcasm

itamar11442

293 points

12 days ago

That depends. How desperate are you?

Sir_Beretta

49 points

12 days ago

This man asking the real questions

B_T_B_

98 points

12 days ago

B_T_B_

98 points

12 days ago

Biggus Dikus From Greece, i forgot what movie it was in, some medival parody, if i remember I'll edit the movie in this comment Meme the hell out of it

Similar_Kangaroo_740

79 points

12 days ago

Monty python, Life of Brian

B_T_B_

9 points

12 days ago

B_T_B_

9 points

12 days ago

Thank you

westernmass39m

30 points

12 days ago

Whoever “wins” is going to have a lot of shame to carry around the rest of his life.

NeptuneBlood

1.8k points

12 days ago

Rickroll her

RatedR95666

181 points

12 days ago

hahahaha yesss

CrimsonZephyr

13.8k points

12 days ago

CrimsonZephyr

13.8k points

12 days ago

Facilitating identity theft, one Tinder match at a time.

crissy_kiep

6.1k points

12 days ago

crissy_kiep

6.1k points

12 days ago

The follow up application includes questions like “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” and “Who was your first childhood friend?”

CrimsonZephyr

0 points

12 days ago

Yeah, like I said, lol.

sleepyelephantcow

4 points

12 days ago

Like you said but better

crissy_kiep

3 points

12 days ago

I was emphasizing your point with more points! I thought the exact same thing when I read it! Lol

uglykid2k

13 points

12 days ago

lmao like identity theft? that’s a funny joke u/crissy_kiep

OGhamburgular

1.8k points

12 days ago

What was your first car? Current car? Social security number?

crissy_kiep

641 points

12 days ago

Lol. It’s funny because there are people who will really give other people this info. Like, damn, how would you ever think this is a good idea?

saucyliltart

1.9k points

12 days ago

By sending a Girlfriend Application with way more invasive and inappropriate questions

Hyde-ey

79 points

12 days ago

Hyde-ey

79 points

12 days ago

I like this idea.

toomanysuns

670 points

12 days ago

Make a google form but the only question is “Get fucked”

Average_196_user_

190 points

12 days ago

How deep is your vageen? Have you got any grey hairs? What’s your social security number?

salex100m

19 points

12 days ago

I've got a lot of gray hairs. Does that count?

Ashamed-Influence-19

23 points

12 days ago

Gray is the new blond

Average_196_user_

20 points

12 days ago

Fine, “gray” for the Americans out there

salex100m

5 points

12 days ago

they are more course gray. And short and curly now that I look at them.

Average_196_user_

6 points

12 days ago

Hmmm ok, somewhat acceptable, what about social security number?

GodPriestJonathan

25 points

12 days ago

Examples: How often do you squat? Bum/waist ratio? Weight? Height? Mother’s number?

You know I gotta help my man out

A-Total-Rookie

88 points

12 days ago

Write a freaking novel for each answer. For the age say something like, "I have seen -insert number- winters, and nearly as many summers. My first sight was..." and just go off.

Edit: For real though, just run far away.

UrWeirdILikeU

21 points

12 days ago

I have taken X amount of trips around the sun

iwasasin

24 points

12 days ago*

Fuck anyone who needs me to choose between cats and dogs. The rest of it is pretty bad too. Just put 'this is asinine' or maybe actually do your best to get it "right" and if you do, ask her if farts are funny and when she inevitably says no unmatch immediately

Professional_Ad_5714

1.2k points

12 days ago

“My name is Inigo Montoya…”

iwasasin

0 points

12 days ago

u/barely_fits now THIS is an irredeemable dumpster fire!

barely_fits

0 points

12 days ago

Hahaha true

mydicksore

71 points

12 days ago

by closing the tab

menonte

69 points

12 days ago

menonte

69 points

12 days ago

"thank you for being a good sport and having fun" lol, send her back an empty form and tell her it was just too much fun, you couldn't take it

MiddyF

40 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

40 points

12 days ago

Answer all the questions with "omg, this is so fun"

rednemesis337

1 points

12 days ago

I wonder how big your name needs to be to go somewhere, since she wants always long answers 🤷🏻‍♂️

RyanAS522

2.5k points

12 days ago

RyanAS522

2.5k points

12 days ago

Bruh she asked for your sign. Stay the fuck away

Quietmalice

456 points

12 days ago

Was looking for this comment. Thanks for obliging!

old-shaggy

128 points

12 days ago

old-shaggy

128 points

12 days ago

I am dinosaur. It’s the same, non-existent sign as the others.

MiddyF

29 points

12 days ago

MiddyF

29 points

12 days ago

Any specific dinosaur, or all of them?

LeaveMeAlone__308

-1 points

12 days ago

This 🤣🤣

firedsynapse

29 points

12 days ago

Ootl, why are asking for signs a red flag? I always took astrology as seriously as a fortune cookie.

Topogravy

0 points

12 days ago

Topogravy

0 points

12 days ago

What a psycho

Sushi1972

581 points

12 days ago

Sushi1972

581 points

12 days ago

There no level of desperation that would lead me to even respond to this. Not even a “goodbye and good luck”, this would just be a flat out ghosting scenario

Careful_Pace4732

18 points

12 days ago

Could this be a social engineering attack technique?

https://www.mitnicksecurity.com/blog/6-types-of-social-engineering-attacks

bikerboi1299

1 points

12 days ago

How would it be? She’s not asking for any sensitive information that wasn’t already available besides what he does for work

Careful_Pace4732

5 points

12 days ago

Social engineering can even be as simple as getting bits of data that could help with guessing passwords or answering security questions. Dogs or cats, ideal date scenario, star sign, biggest turn on and achievements all seem to fall in this category. Let's say if one of his security questions was What is the name of your first pet, she could easily use the dogs or cats question to Segway into that convo and get the info.

mistressrenee

-1 points

12 days ago

mistressrenee

-1 points

12 days ago

Nice

RunReverseBacteria

-3 points

12 days ago

Not a bad idea! Try interview too! 👍

JudgeJudysSexSlave

198 points

12 days ago

Dating in 2021 is so fucking stupid.

Bostongamer19

3 points

12 days ago

Lol Just block her so it ruins her algorithm.

truthorconfusion

1 points

12 days ago

I could ace her exam. But id still be a bad bf if we started now haha

salex100m

25 points

12 days ago

say fuck you and unmatch

a-curious-girly

-3 points

12 days ago

Hahahahahahhahaha genius

Ashamed-Influence-19

180 points

12 days ago

I forgot my #2 pencil 🤣

asterix_obelix_

62 points

12 days ago

It could be fun, but that’s only one of the many ways this could go. Yes, there is a chance she is obnoxious. There is also a chance she is being creative. If she is up for filling up a girlfriend form for you, why not ?

SirLightKnight

3 points

12 days ago

You know what, send her a Girlfriend application with similar questions; who knows might work to your favor. If you feel like dealing with this lol.

This said, I mean, what is this a Job interview? Is that what dating is now? More work?

Could have been done better; but I see maybe the spirit of it. Tho I’d probably fail out hard, I don’t have an instagram.

Ju-bei

1 points

12 days ago

Ju-bei

1 points

12 days ago

By answering the questions that only require one or two words with an essay. Like explaining the meaning of your name or the origin of the names. Make her regret that statement lol

Dyne_Inferno

58 points

12 days ago

You don't, you run.

rdy_csci

1 points

12 days ago

Since no one word answers and she wants more detail.....

1) Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya

2) Old enough

3) My Mother's Uterus

DystopianPragmatic

7 points

12 days ago

This would put me off so bad. “I meet so many people, I need an application to properly distribute the booty”.

Khaptein

-4 points

12 days ago

Khaptein

-4 points

12 days ago

This is actually funny, thoughtful too.

I actually wouldn't mind it.

Black_Salami963

6 points

12 days ago

I got one of these from my now girlfriend of 2 years, it wasn't quite like this. She basically just wanted to know if I was an adult and any applicants with glaring red flags could be weeded out

Jinthd

1 points

12 days ago

Jinthd

1 points

12 days ago

Write a text or song into the lines of the form and end with: from now on, u will think of me, filling out a form

JustAnotherMrPilot

1 points

12 days ago

so many red flags

the form, the horoscopes, the :D face

thefevertherage

7 points

12 days ago

Lol what a fucking loser

food_teister

3 points

12 days ago

Maybe she's making a TikTok

smelllyhole

-2 points

12 days ago

smelllyhole

-2 points

12 days ago

this is gay as fuck

Skeezertron

18 points

12 days ago

**Run**

JulyInTheWinter

2 points

12 days ago

I rather cut of my eye lid than answer a form for someone who is a probably a lunatic. Desperation ain't cute.

blue_line-1987

3.5k points

12 days ago

Question 1. Geralt of Rivia

Question 2. About a century, give or take

Etc. Etc.

simfar64

1 points

12 days ago

"Hugh Mungus" "69 lmao" "The other side of your mums ass"

Human_Activity_3749

1 points

12 days ago

You matched with Shledon Cooper?

toxic_masculinity27

149 points

12 days ago

Dont. Dont feed her ego and set up a bad habit

Caldorin

4 points

12 days ago

Its already a "go fuck urself" from the form itself but zodiac signs? Damn, how can a human being reach this levels of stupidity

Mattzilla25

1 points

12 days ago

Isn't it a bit too fast to jump to the boyfriend level already?? 🤔 or is this a fast track to be on that committed level already 😆

HowDoesNoSound

148 points

12 days ago

Drop the link to it and let the comment section troll on your behalf

SatisfiedHuman

3 points

12 days ago

“What made you swipe on Jessie?” - that question alone gives out red flags. Clearly collecting information, for what reason who knows.

KellyTheBroker

1 points

12 days ago

Personally, no. I love her efficient approach but it's too cold for me in a partner. It removes the scrap of romance tinder leaves.

JonathanEkholm

2 points

12 days ago

So an Instragram account is a must? Weird requirement. And who cares if you like dogs or cats. This is just like Seinfeld. Finding absurd reasons to not be together. "He likes coffee while I like tea. We can't be together because we must be exactly the same".

morningpoopsies

4 points

12 days ago

Damn. If you fill it out and go on a date, what are you going to have left to talk about. This is the problem with tinder…for some, anyway. This woman has literally put an ungodly amount effort into creating a shitty boyfriend application so that she doesn’t have to put effort into genuinely getting to know someone.

My advice: ignore her.

njcawfee

1 points

12 days ago

What the mcfuck?

paishocalypso

0 points

12 days ago

Weird

kcdaberoni

0 points

12 days ago

Run

Embarrassed_Dig3666

0 points

12 days ago

I feel like she could steal your identity with these questions

Initial_Translator_6

1 points

12 days ago

I matched with the same girl lmao

alarming_cock

1 points

12 days ago

I was 100% expecting the second question to be "What is your quest?"

imfrenchcaribean

1 points

12 days ago

Simple. Don't

The_Goondocks

1 points

12 days ago

Just put F*ck you for each answer

FictionDragon

0 points

12 days ago

Don't. Walk away.

PMMeYourIsitts

2 points

12 days ago

It's a creative solution to the flood of swipes and messages that women get. Online dating is broken, it's nice that people are at least trying to find solutions.

Ridiculousrebellion

2 points

12 days ago

This was sent right after y’all matched?! Negative ghost rider. Maybe a little deeper in, it could have been fun. Off the bat. Nope. That’s like doing all the paper work for a car without even knowing if you’re gonna like how it rides.

President__Pug

1 points

12 days ago

Unmatch and move on. She doesn’t deserve you.

Zer0sober

4.9k points

12 days ago

Zer0sober

4.9k points

12 days ago

Just what I'm looking for in a potential mate.... bureaucracy

CrazyKurd420

1 points

12 days ago

Lmfaoo she buggin

UnnbearableMeddler

232 points

12 days ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

deeplordphoto

1 points

12 days ago

Answer short answers long and long answers short

GrammarNiazi

1 points

12 days ago

My name is Uvuwuwewuwe Onyetwuwuwe Ubwiwubwim Osas

Evening-Read-2799

1 points

12 days ago

If a dude fills this out being completely serious he’s already not wearing the pants

Divide_Interesting

1 points

12 days ago

How are you supposed to not give short answers to most of these questions? lol

Lobolicous

-5 points

12 days ago

Hey that’s kinda cool

ShareNorth3675

1 points

12 days ago

I'd just reply with a link to my LinkedIn profile

Adorable_Marsupial45

1 points

12 days ago

Who genuinely has this much self disrespect, get you a girl that doesn't require you to fill in a form, Jesus christ

leo_c1812

1 points

12 days ago

That is psychotic...

SmallTowneBoy

1 points

12 days ago

Unmatch

nimi221

1 points

12 days ago

nimi221

1 points

12 days ago

Ms red flags

parnalla

1 points

12 days ago

She sounds like fuck off material

ilianation

1 points

12 days ago

Fill it out with the yoshikage kira shitpost, see what happens

treblini

1 points

12 days ago

Well if zodiac sign is so important, don't waste your time brother.

runjinrun

1 points

12 days ago

You pass. And if she asks why you let her know it’s her stupid form.

Spannwellensieb

1 points

12 days ago

If your lucky you get to the assessment center :) good luck!

spitgut

1 points

12 days ago

spitgut

1 points

12 days ago

“what is your zodiac sign” as if you needed anymore reason to run

MulberryPlenty5239

1 points

12 days ago

Just pull a reddit and comment Cum on each answer

starwaterbird

1 points

12 days ago

For name, start with your title. For example, "Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons".

For age, you can tell it in seconds. 1 year is 31,536,000 seconds.

For where are you from, you can say from the space debris of a dead star. ... and now you owe me since I did your homework. Like is it that hard to be creative. Lame butt.

Boobrancher

1 points

12 days ago

Answer ‘cum’ to all the questions, then find someone who isn’t a nutjob.

blunt__nation

1 points

12 days ago

Do it and let us know how it goes lol

Edit: use fake answers!

BLL34

43 points

12 days ago

BLL34

43 points

12 days ago

Honestly I think it's funny I'd just be honest maybe make one for her

sED_-

1 points

12 days ago

sED_-

1 points

12 days ago

I want her to answer this crap without short answers. You ask dumbass basic questions your going to get basic answers. Like asking a yes or no question and being mad with a yes or a no for the answer

baddonny

1 points

12 days ago

Fucking dont

jim-nasty

1 points

12 days ago

give us the link

nj2292

3 points

12 days ago

nj2292

3 points

12 days ago

You should also create one quiz on google and send to her(its super easy) Ask questions like height weight and why she swiped on you!!

Cultist902

0 points

12 days ago

Yeah…she’s nuts.

PowerWildWolf

1 points

12 days ago

Once on Tinder I sent a seminude photo of myself, to a girl I found cute. I was holding a paper in front of my pubic area. It was written: "I'm 21 :P " She was pretty fast into answering me, as she wanted to know if I meant "cm or age" 🤣 However in your case, I wouldn't fill the requirement link. If a person is interested, she will go through you profile and at least take the time to chat with you...

moonlitlovee8808

1 points

12 days ago

Answer by not answering

Vapsssss

1 points

12 days ago

“Do you have both kidneys?”

MsDestroyer900

2 points

12 days ago

I mean its kind of a cute gesture. But based on this alone idk if she's dating material lel

lightningfootjones

1 points

12 days ago

Honestly the best move here is to put a ton of thought and energy into the form, fill it out really well and make yourself really appealing, then when she gets interested you string her along, keep changing dates for plans and just make her wait a lot. When she finally gets annoyed and calls you out you say “you wasted my time, so I wasted your time”

Plus this gives you the flexibility to change course in the event she does turn out to actually be really awesome. If you actually like her and she’s worth it, you can ditch the second part of that plan and just date her and now you have an interesting “how we met” story 👍

lickmyclit6969

1 points

12 days ago

Listen, your name is Joe Mama

spartanpwner

1 points

12 days ago

Name: great wizard of the north Phillip

ianrushesmoustache

1 points

12 days ago

Not a chance is this lass worth all that effort

Lucifer0008

1 points

12 days ago

Be a Bro and link the form here

Emperorsmack

1 points

12 days ago

Kinda cringe ngl

Alwaysxeno

1 points

12 days ago

What’s your first pets name and what year did you graduate high school?

Nox_Lumini

1 points

12 days ago

Shrek, 78, etc

Moti18

1 points

12 days ago

Moti18

1 points

12 days ago

Would of stopped at "what's your Instagram" but then I saw the zodiac signs.

IrisEmber

1 points

12 days ago

For sign click Scorpio, it’s apparently a free pass to be an asshole with the rest of your answers. “I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio!”

y39oB_

1 points

12 days ago

y39oB_

1 points

12 days ago

Send an empty version so she can fill ut up too

OcsI10

1 points

12 days ago

OcsI10

1 points

12 days ago

ik this just something creative/fun to do but ngl sometimes it’s annoying we have to put so much effort into talking to a girl or maybe i’m just lazy idk

djmonsta

1 points

12 days ago

I love how it's either cats OR dogs, not a NEITHER option

PCM97

2 points

12 days ago

PCM97

2 points

12 days ago

Don’t do this stupid shit

G_Rel7

6 points

12 days ago

G_Rel7

6 points

12 days ago

Just don’t. Keep it moving

the3rdfrog

1 points

12 days ago

A friend of mine got band for this