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Good-Personality-209

1.2k points

12 days ago

Good-Personality-209

Goatee ✅

1.2k points

12 days ago

Mike looks like a real dreamboat.

ToniBee63

914 points

12 days ago

ToniBee63

914 points

12 days ago

Super healthy, not sure how Covid snuck up on him

Good-Personality-209

340 points

12 days ago

Good-Personality-209

Goatee ✅

340 points

12 days ago

Yeah! I mean, if it could happen to him, it could happen to ANYONE.

RandomInternetNobody

281 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

281 points

12 days ago

If only we had a vaccine to keep us safe

Ok-Illustrator-8470

122 points

12 days ago

Well, one can only dream

mississauga99

12 points

12 days ago

Probably not vaccinated people, people that wear masks, people that social distance....

got_shot

64 points

12 days ago

got_shot

64 points

12 days ago

He ate healthy cereals every day. How could this happen?

-MeatyPaws-

361 points

12 days ago

Alpha Male, Beta immune system

EleanorofAquitaine

339 points

12 days ago

Delta demise.

MuddieMaeSuggins

68 points

12 days ago

I laughed

OutputCoupler

3 points

12 days ago

And delta variant.

Apart-Development-79

9 points

12 days ago

Apart-Development-79

Pfizer is free

9 points

12 days ago

Beta male, omega immune system 😀

OwMyBalllz

4 points

12 days ago

Probably used the blindspots created by all that blubber.

jaxmikhov

46 points

12 days ago

Was it the third chin that gets you off?

Vernerator

317 points

12 days ago

Vernerator

317 points

12 days ago

More of a dream barge

[deleted]

41 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

41 points

12 days ago

Like in the tug category right?

SomeGuyInTheUK

107 points

12 days ago

Mike looks like a real dreamboat.

FTFY

youmakememadder

12 points

12 days ago

Who has time to post 50 times a day!

chimericron

5 points

12 days ago

I'm dissociating, don't judge

covad_commander

65 points

12 days ago

Mike looks like he was tailor made to breed Covid.

ThiccSkull

172 points

12 days ago

ThiccSkull

Moderna Mark of the Beast

172 points

12 days ago

Thought he cracked the code by be being clean shaven

danielbot

63 points

12 days ago

His sunglasses more than make up for that slight slip.

gcruzatto

37 points

12 days ago

The thumb head is a big comorbididy too

SuspiciouslyAlert

37 points

12 days ago

SuspiciouslyAlert

Let That Sink In...

37 points

12 days ago

Obesity lethal level > Goatee lethal level

MustWarn0thers

5 points

12 days ago

I think the problem was he probably did what most of us do when we shave our beards or ignored facial hair.

We cut it into fun shapes, mutton chops, handlebars, creepy pedo mustache and then finally the Hitler as the final remaining style before it all goes.

He probably left it as a goatee as a joke, even if only for a few minutes, but forgot that Covid doesn't joke around and it hates even playful goatees.

ThiccSkull

1 points

12 days ago

ThiccSkull

Moderna Mark of the Beast

1 points

12 days ago

Yo, covid is no joke y'awl

RandomInternetNobody

5k points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

5k points

12 days ago

Mike "always had your 6" but wouldn't give a shit about anyone enough to cover his nose and mouth with some thin fabric.

HerringWaffle

1.6k points

12 days ago

your=people who look and think like Mike. No one else, though.

RandomInternetNobody

878 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

878 points

12 days ago

He probably exposed a few of those on his way out, so he didn't give a shit about them either. Oh well. More nominees for the sub.

kai333

571 points

12 days ago

kai333

571 points

12 days ago

Oh no! Fat thumb-heads with the IQ of that horse on the horse paste label meeting an unnecessary demise! What ever will we do??

Oh yeah, I have my coffee.... okay I'm good!

realistby

181 points

12 days ago

realistby

181 points

12 days ago

He let his goatee git overgrowd.

Harvesting_Evuhdens

390 points

12 days ago

Actually, I've trained horses. They're pretty smart and can learn - unlike Mike.

Luckyfella4

928 points

12 days ago

I think they meant Mike always had your six servings of whatever he was eating.

kai333

279 points

12 days ago

kai333

279 points

12 days ago

lmao.... THAT is where "Meal Team Six" came from!

JB_Wong

46 points

12 days ago

JB_Wong

46 points

12 days ago

Meal Team 6, the human lifebuoy team have your back !

judithishere

115 points

12 days ago

As a fat person, I usually don't laugh at fat jokes but this is funny.

TheTurfinator

549 points

12 days ago

That describes 2/3 of the folks who are posted in this sub. They're 50+ y/o and 80+ pounds overweight and absolutely no one would be shocked if they died of a sudden heart attack. But they romp around in public during an 18-month global pandemic without taking any precautions and when they do get sick they shovel horse paste and bleach down their gullet and don't seek medical attention until they're borderline comatose. Then they're stuck on a respirator for days or even weeks and when they finally kick it their family acts shocked, as if they died in some freak accident.

Leviathans-Ghost

117 points

12 days ago

Right!? The vast majority of these unnecessary deaths are obese white people. Why in the world did they think they would be the 99% who would survive it? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

TheGreatRandomizer

-30 points

12 days ago

Because they actually believe that master race bullshit. Most of these liberal/leftists believe that shit deep down too….

Mikebones1184

28 points

12 days ago

He didn't want to wear a face diaper damnit, its inhumane.

MrSplattacus

153 points

12 days ago

Yea well now he’s deep 6

[deleted]

-54 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

-54 points

12 days ago

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RandomInternetNobody

31 points

12 days ago*

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

31 points

12 days ago*

People like him are why we're approaching 700,000 total dead in the US. Should we be praising pieces of shit like this instead?

Kaeijar

31 points

12 days ago

Kaeijar

31 points

12 days ago

Quoting the flag on the back of Mike's truck, "fuck your feelings".

JamesVerden

10 points

12 days ago

Nice

got_shot

127 points

12 days ago

got_shot

127 points

12 days ago

"Mike always had your 6"

Now he also has your 19.

jaxmikhov

37 points

12 days ago

People c’mon!! There is only one way to stop Covid, and that’s to shave your goatee and smash your Oakleys. (Or you could put on a mask and get vaxxed, but derp duh muh freedumbs!).

captainrustic

386 points

12 days ago

A walking comorbidity. It’s always the dumb fucks most in danger of dying who try to play tough guy.

montalaskan

90 points

12 days ago

Nah, he wasn't walking much. His gold game was driving the cart as close to the ball as possible, taking a gulp of a beer, walking at the ball a couple times, counting it as one, then driving to it again 100 yards away.

converter-bot

14 points

12 days ago

100 yards is 91.44 meters

WontThinkStraight

735 points

12 days ago

WontThinkStraight

HCAs are Pray-To-Win 🙏🎰

735 points

12 days ago

50 memes a day, and they’re all still the same ones 😭

djln491

3 points

12 days ago

djln491

3 points

12 days ago

That’s a lot of meme-ing

TheTurfinator

18 points

12 days ago

Yet not a scrap of OC to be found.

He died as he lived, I guess: contributing nothing to society.

filolif

46 points

12 days ago

filolif

46 points

12 days ago

They subsist on unoriginal fear-mongering.

max_vapidity

32 points

12 days ago

Is there a super spreader award?

50 is an incredible dedication to get others killed and should be recognized

Duggie72

28 points

12 days ago

Duggie72

28 points

12 days ago

Are there any meme stores somewhere in the South? Buy one, get ten for free.

RandomInternetNobody

13 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

13 points

12 days ago

Copy + paste put all the meme stores out of business

Ok-Illustrator-8470

13 points

12 days ago

Just another attack by Bill Gates on hardworking Americans!!!11!

Addicted2Qtips

420 points

12 days ago

The meme with the gorilla contemplating why only the vaccinated are still worried about COVID is so unintentionally accurate.

kokyfoiaibzppjrlou

18 points

12 days ago

I can't even get hard without original submissions at this point.

PotatoAim1995

26 points

12 days ago

Well at least he can keep not being worried about covid.

danielbot

13 points

12 days ago

Those sunglasses though. Comorbidity.

LaoFuSi

1.3k points

12 days ago

LaoFuSi

1.3k points

12 days ago

Repugnican outrage: Kids wearing masks in school is unnecessary and cruel but active shooter drills—they're just the Price of Freedom™️

Vernerator

371 points

12 days ago

Vernerator

371 points

12 days ago

Ask any kid they like wearing masks, especially decorated ones.

RandomInternetNobody

266 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

266 points

12 days ago

I would have loved having these in school. Cover my hideous face and then I wouldn't be picked on so much!

Tempest_CN

158 points

12 days ago

Tempest_CN

158 points

12 days ago

Aww, that makes me sad. I’m sorry you were picked on, and I’ll bet you have a lovely face.

RandomInternetNobody

111 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

111 points

12 days ago

I wouldn't know. Mirrors always shatter as soon as I look at them.

Thanks though lol

ActualPopularMonster

102 points

12 days ago

Mirrors always shatter as soon as I look at them.

Your beauty is too much for them, and they shatter in despair - knowing they'll never see such magnificence again.

[deleted]

18 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

18 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

RandomInternetNobody

38 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

38 points

12 days ago

I look better than Mike at least. Even before the whole corpse situation.

xsnoopycakesx

71 points

12 days ago

All the acne i could have hidden! Haha

Staraa

28 points

12 days ago

Staraa

28 points

12 days ago

My 4yo wore one out today because she has a cold lol and we live somewhere that’s only had masks required 2 or 3 times for a week (not recently)

ActualPopularMonster

60 points

12 days ago

My 3 year old wears one, no problem.

My 8 year old can't decide half the time which one she wants to wear at school.

LegionofDoh

80 points

12 days ago

I keep saying this - most kids don't care. They're told going into school to wear a mask and they're like "yeah, whatever, when's recess?".

It's the antivaxxers/antimaskers using kids as a human shield.

keritail

185 points

12 days ago

keritail

J&J One-And-Done

185 points

12 days ago

My daughter has her birthday coming up and she's asked for some specific masks that she's seen kids at school wear that she thought were cool.

GloomyBookkeeper6791

65 points

12 days ago*

My 16-year-old daughter is going to be sad to see the mask wearing go. She actually says she looks "hot" in a mask.

Granted this is the same girl who usually wears a hoodie because she doesn't like to show her arms to people. She is so modest in dress that I jokingly tell her she would wear a burqa willingly if it wasn't for the racists. So it kind of makes sense.

She has quite the mask collection..

MuddieMaeSuggins

56 points

12 days ago

Yeah, my daughter is too young for a mask (under 2) but I know a lot of older kids and have several friends that teach and were in person last year, and I’ve never observed the kids to be the problem.

Kids can understand the kindergarten level science, they know it’s a critical step to having in-person school, and they actually care about other people! Crazy talk.

snormie

172 points

12 days ago

snormie

172 points

12 days ago

Yeah seriously. The ones that hate giving disadvantaged kids free school lunches, don't care if kids and families are homeless, are suddenly channeling Mr. Rogers levels of concern when it comes to masks.

quippers

34 points

12 days ago

quippers

34 points

12 days ago

Seriously. You mean I can hide my teen acne? Sold!

picticon

70 points

12 days ago

picticon

70 points

12 days ago

My kids had no problem wearing masks for the entire school year.

My one kid had nightmares about the shooter drill she went through. Crying for hours.

So ya...

ViralViruses

31 points

12 days ago

Why are all the good ones dying? /s

Hugh_G_Wrexion

15 points

12 days ago

Why are all the good ones dying? /s

Because the only good one is a dead one.

[deleted]

811 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

811 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

OwMyBalllz

166 points

12 days ago

OwMyBalllz

166 points

12 days ago

I care but only enough to enjoy them reaping what they have been sewing for the last year and a half.

bigsquirrel

156 points

12 days ago

There must be some genetic element to dying from COVID because so many of these people look related to each other.

Womeisyourfwiend

111 points

12 days ago

They all belong to the same family wreath

HandSack135

19 points

12 days ago

HandSack135

Team Pfizer

19 points

12 days ago

How come we are the ones still afraid

Well....

  1. We open hospital beds for if/when a life emergency happens: car accident, other illness

  2. Breakthrough infections

  3. Prevent Covid-19 mutations

  4. Less death

But I lost his ilk 6 years ago

TheOldRamDangle

25 points

12 days ago

Could not look more like a prison guard

Alert-Extreme1139

14 points

12 days ago

Another cop looking out for public safety

Politirotica

72 points

12 days ago

But think of how many minority lives he just saved. Love the double ACAB awardees.

danielbot

131 points

12 days ago*

danielbot

131 points

12 days ago*

I'm guessing the masked kids photo is from Hong Kong. (Edit: Turned out to be Utah.) Sure looks like Hong Kong. (Edit: Indeed it does.) Where they had 214 covid deaths total. One imported infection yesterday.

That fat ass can fuck himself. Oh wait, he can't.

violetsandviolas

24 points

12 days ago

violetsandviolas

💉Moderna Hat Trick🏒

24 points

12 days ago

He doesn’t look like he was ever that agile.

danielbot

7 points

12 days ago

There's that. Even less agile now.

Libflake

11 points

12 days ago

Libflake

11 points

12 days ago

He probably hadn't been able even to look down and see his genitals in years.

Vernerator

18 points

12 days ago

Overweight? Check Fake Oakleys? Check Starter goatee? Check

31USC3729

1.9k points

12 days ago

31USC3729

1.9k points

12 days ago

"DOC and law enforcement family"

Seems like a lot of prison guards are covid deniers and dying from it. Ironic that people whose entire job is to make others follow "the rules" are so hell bent on not following them, themselves. Then again, I guess if your job allows you to act with impunity to control the lives of others, it shouldn't be surprising if you think that you can impose your will on a virus, too.

International-Ing

354 points

12 days ago

Yes, so many jailers seem hell bent on winning their award.

Often they’re labeled as ‘police’ or ‘deputy sheriff’ when they win their award, but a quick search shows they were jailers 95% of time time. Working in an institutional setting with poor ventilation and new admits daily but no vaccine.

Probably busy posting his 50 memes a day while at work in the jail, too.

Electrical-Wish-519

100 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure I read PA DOC prison guard union is suing to block having to be vaccinated

OutputCoupler

601 points

12 days ago

Ironic that people whose entire job is to make others follow "the rules" are so hell bent on not following them, themselves.

It's never been about respecting authority, like they scream so much. It's about imposing their will on others, and absolutely nothing else.

Trump in office? His power SHALL NOT BE QUESTIONED!!!!!

Biden in office? RESIST! DO NOT COMPLY WITH ANYTHING!

The best part is how none of them ever give a shit when you confront them with their predictable shift in positions every time the administration changes. If they respond at all, it'll be to say something condescending about how you just don't understand how the situation is different. Then they'll accuse you of doing the same thing for good measure, pretending we've been screaming about how it's traitorous to disagree with Biden just like they screamed about Trump.

DameDubble

189 points

12 days ago

DameDubble

189 points

12 days ago

Rule of thumb, if you look like one, mocking Covid never ends well.

a_satanic_mechanic

10 points

12 days ago

Oh no not Mike.

Aintnostopin

31 points

12 days ago

Lordy, it would have taken a couple of stout morgue attendants to stuff this waste into the incinerator.

Cookyy2k

13 points

12 days ago

Cookyy2k

13 points

12 days ago

Mike always had your 6

More like Mike always drank your 6 before you could get to them.

TrifflinTesseract

3 points

12 days ago

Mike had your 6 and your 7 and your 5 and almost your 430 and 730 too.

sketchahedron

2 points

12 days ago

Mike had your 6, now he’s 6 feet under.

Jeklars69

32 points

12 days ago

“A good man gone too soon.”

Old Captain America:

“No… no, I don’t think he was.”

casual-waterboarding

8 points

12 days ago

Bingo!!!!

el-conquistador240

11 points

12 days ago

Friends called him Comorbid Mike

tazztsim

159 points

12 days ago

tazztsim

159 points

12 days ago

The vaccinated people are worried about it because moronic fucks are clogging up hospitals and keeping us in this pandemic nightmare dumbass

violetsandviolas

5 points

12 days ago

violetsandviolas

💉Moderna Hat Trick🏒

5 points

12 days ago

Where’s the GoFundMe?

[deleted]

11 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

11 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

Royal_Okra1058

336 points

12 days ago

Actually when I check my temp, I see “still alive”

RandomInternetNobody

153 points

12 days ago

RandomInternetNobody

Team Pfizer

153 points

12 days ago

"warmer than a corpse"

chimericron

134 points

12 days ago

"Warmer than Mike"

gigerfan

24 points

12 days ago

gigerfan

24 points

12 days ago

Love how most this covidiots are fat as pigs but yet somehow think they're in great shape and have a bulletproof immune system.

I wonder when was the last time this bearded cow actually did any exercise becore Covid made him his bitch

TrifflinTesseract

6 points

12 days ago

Bulletproof maybe. Covid proof? Perhaps not.

OnundTreefoot

2 points

12 days ago

OP, can you tell from his social media friends whether his death affects the way they think about covid and vaccines?

bloody_hell[S]

4 points

12 days ago

Nothing to indicate anything other than acknowledgment of his sickness and death.

OnundTreefoot

3 points

12 days ago

It is a bad idealogical environment when even death cannot deter a person from their false beliefs.

itsnotmyforte

32 points

12 days ago

It’s really something how they’re leaving a personal online memorial about how dead wrong their beliefs were. What a legacy!

Aintnostopin

116 points

12 days ago

The last pic where Big Mike looks like he is shitting himself in public, that's the pic you choose as a death notice pic.

hahahahahahaa

Vermaledeit95

48 points

12 days ago

It’s the most flattering one they got! Let that sink in..

TrifflinTesseract

1 points

12 days ago

I guess Mike couldn’t handle the truth?

Rosaadriana

8 points

12 days ago

Wow morbidly obese too! Highest risk factor for Covid. Should have been first in line begging for vaccine. Oh well….

FBIsurveillancepeeps

20 points

12 days ago

The picture of health! No wonder he refused a vaccine.🤢🤮

Watchwithpopcorn

4 points

12 days ago

He went all in on that Victim line. Good one, Mike.

ratshitbatshitdirty

4 points

12 days ago

To be fair Mike covered more than just your six. He covered all the way from 3 to 9.

sloppyjoe218

15 points

12 days ago

Honestly if you share 50+ memes a day on my timeline, I want you to die

Duggie72

12 points

12 days ago

Duggie72

12 points

12 days ago

If they cremate him, the Earth will lose 400 pounds.

thomerD

3 points

12 days ago

thomerD

3 points

12 days ago

Good point, but think about all that energy that gets generated. That amount of mass converted to energy could probably power a good size trailer park for about a week. Green New Deal in Full effect.

Ffzilla

2 points

12 days ago

Ffzilla

2 points

12 days ago

Bye Mike.

wootr68

3 points

12 days ago

wootr68

3 points

12 days ago

He looks like he was a good guy. Good in a nasty and douche bagy way.

Tempest_CN

2 points

12 days ago

Mind over matter…oops. Still stupid

TrifflinTesseract

4 points

12 days ago

I think we need to start piling up the corpses of all of these assholes in the parking lot of the hospitals. Let the birds feast and show people what is waiting for them.

MajorHasBrassBalls

75 points

12 days ago

MajorHasBrassBalls

J&J One-And-Done

75 points

12 days ago

Why do these people have trouble understanding the difference between fear and reckless abandon? I'm not afraid of the coronavirus. I want to do my best to not die from it or spread it to someone else who may die from it. I am taking simple precautions that really don't inconvenience me that much.

Do they play in traffic? Must be afraid of cars!

MuddieMaeSuggins

33 points

12 days ago

Particularly confusing because they seem absolutely terrified of masks, about the most innocuous items since slipper socks.

milvet02

3 points

12 days ago

Dude probably even said no to the monoclonal antibodies that Florida has set up in the bulk of the population centers in the state.

Dmeier69

7 points

12 days ago

Why do these folks who don’t believe in science rush to ER where they practice evidence based medicine (science) SMDH

tandoori_taco_cat

6 points

12 days ago

Yes, I wonder why it's the vaccinated people who are still worried about COVID

PolesRunningCoach

3 points

12 days ago

Or who are still around to worry about the Covid.

NGD80

169 points

12 days ago

NGD80

169 points

12 days ago

That Fauci quote is typically misrepresented.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/07/29/fact-check-2017-anthony-fauci-warned-potential-outbreak/5494601002/

What he actually said was:

Fauci, who has advised six presidents now on health issues and has more than 30 years of experience in infectious disease, said there's "no doubt in anyone's mind (the Trump administration) will be faced with the challenges that their predecessors were faced with."

Active_Bath

1 points

12 days ago

Oh no King Kong Bundy died

SomeGuyInTheUK

3 points

12 days ago

For him a horse sized dose of ivermectin would at least have been appropriate.

mellierollie

2 points

12 days ago

He doesn’t need prayers where he’s going…

musky_tusk_necklace

6 points

12 days ago

If you’re posting hate-filled memes up to 50 times a day, what the hell kind of life are you really leaving behind? Not much of one, it sounds like

kokyfoiaibzppjrlou

2 points

12 days ago

Contemptible. Forgettable.

snormie

7 points

12 days ago

snormie

7 points

12 days ago

Snoopy dance

Important_Ad1547

22 points

12 days ago

Mike always had your 6 (piece McNugget)

_Comment_Connoisseur

2 points

12 days ago

He wasn't worried about it though. Maybe he wasn't, gasping for breath there at the end.

What a sad way to go

Hugh_G_Wrexion

13 points

12 days ago

Score! Another shitty cop finally became a good cop.

ToProvideContext

2 points

12 days ago

ToProvideContext

Team Pfizer

2 points

12 days ago

I applaud your patience. If I have to scroll that much I usually give up and move to another candidate

thereadytribe

54 points

12 days ago

Cop ✔️ Florida ✔️ Underlying medical issues ✔️ Trump ✔️

Stenberg-00

1 points

12 days ago

I cant help but smile at these posts. Yes its horrible someone has died, but its not worse for humanity to loose this mentality. I hope his relatives will get over it eventually but he kinda brought it to himself

BridgetheDivide

3 points

12 days ago

Was he the orc general in the battle of Minas Tirith?

mon0chrom

1 points

12 days ago

Get one award, win countless content for therightcantmeme!

DapperDowner

1 points

12 days ago

No more cheezeburgers for little mike.

UNSCChipsDubbo

2 points

12 days ago

I wish I could feel sorry for these patriots, but I really can't.

James25Robson

2 points

12 days ago

Mike was fat conservative and christian so we started calling him the walking dead. Now he isn't walking and is dead. Thoughts and prayers.

OvershootDieOff

7 points

12 days ago

Goatee, Oakley, fatty, poorly, dead.

GeneralVeeers

1 points

12 days ago

Looks like a textbook 'bad cop' example. Not a compliment.

Guardiancomplex

2 points

12 days ago

Some of those memes man...Written by people who don't even have control over their lizard brains.

Atlmama

2 points

12 days ago

Atlmama

2 points

12 days ago

Oh, lord. That last photo. If that’s the photo of you chosen by your friends for a tribute, then you had a lifetime of bad judgment. 😂

pottedmeat7910

9 points

12 days ago

To quote Kevin "Republican Hercules" Sorbo....

I don’t know you, my lunch is more important to me than you are.

iamjimhuss

5 points

12 days ago

Just pointing this out, when you are too fat to keep up with everyone, you have to keep their six.

jolly_rodger42

2 points

12 days ago

Bye Mike!

impersephonetoo

4 points

12 days ago

Everyone is always the best person that ever lived once they’re dead.

judithishere

6 points

12 days ago

If he was a prison guard, I wonder how many people who are literally being held hostage were infected by him? I feel like he was a little too chonky to be a cop, even in Florida? I could be wrong.

YupYupDog

1 points

12 days ago

A common theme with all these mouth breathers is that they call everyone else “stupid”. The irony is amusing.

Smiler_Sal

8 points

12 days ago

“My heart is really heavy”

So was Mike’s. And that’s before the ‘rona got him.

JustLikeOnTV42

22 points

12 days ago

The part that always gets me is the short time between their last dumb meme and their death.

He had 15 days of life left. And he mocked the very thing that would kill him.

I always have a little thought experiment with these people: if an honest-to-God angel came down as they hit "post" on their last meme and said "you have 15 days left before COVID kills you" what would they do? What would they say? The concept fascinates me.

ihateandy2

6 points

12 days ago

Ha! He was a pig that looked like a pig!

euclid0472

8 points

12 days ago

euclid0472

Team Pfizer

8 points

12 days ago

The same stupid memes

The same stupid result

WasabiKen

6 points

12 days ago

Good. Fuck off, Mike.

koolamberandmercury

9 points

12 days ago

Ooooh a cop too? Extra spicy

ines369

3 points

12 days ago

ines369

3 points

12 days ago

I get a strong Nazi vibe from Mike.

another_awkward_brit

21 points

12 days ago

"Always had your 6". Unless you were ill, vulnerable or otherwise needed an ICU bed that was taken up by a person with a vaccine preventable disease.

YasmineYochana

2 points

12 days ago

Mike lived and died with the physique of a pumpkin. One of law enforcement or corrections’ finest, I suppose?

LauraLand27

2 points

12 days ago

“Ny” ‘s heart is light and joyful and dancing nekkid in the streets, I promise. The only heart that’s heavy is the one that had to carry Mike’s body around.

I’m sure he checked that the spray paint he put on the hay isn’t toxic for livestock.

Big_Mirror1585

11 points

12 days ago

Fauci predicted a pandemic in a time of massive deforestation, species losing homes, climate change, and a government that cut preparedness programs. Ofcourse he predicted that. Many scientists, doctors, and academics predicted that. Political pundits predicted that. Everyday people predicted that. Jesus Christ. This isn’t some proof that it was planned. In Fauci’s time at the CDC, we’ve had AIDS, swine flu, MERSA (spell?), diseases re-emerging due to anti-vaxxers… these people have no concept of cause and effect.

Canttakethewhyfromme

2 points

12 days ago

I don't understand the meme about resisting masks that uses a picture of the Obamas.

gandalfthewellerman

3 points

12 days ago

I love this sub so much

Assmodious

6 points

12 days ago

Fat with a goatee and dead from Covid name a more iconic duo.

jeffgibbard

2 points

12 days ago

😂😂😂

spacekat26

8 points

12 days ago

I see these people sharing shitty memes that twist the truth and then the kind words people have for them when they die and I think how sad it is that these people can’t be the kind and loving person they are portrayed as. They are full of hate and bitterness for themselves and everyone else.

MickTheBloodyPirate

5 points

12 days ago

It’s kinda odd sometimes when you can take one look at a pic of a person and just know they’re an asshole.

cowfish007

1 points

12 days ago

But he should have survived… no Goatee of Doom.

clemsontiger78

1 points

12 days ago

RIP law dog. Class traitor

shokzer

3 points

12 days ago

shokzer

3 points

12 days ago

What's a daughter in law?

lavendar081

6 points

12 days ago

I used to feel sorry for people all the time. Sometimes people you would think that don’t deserve it. In 2021, I’m just tired of these fuckers. I give no more fucks for these anti-vax. We can’t live a normal life because of them. I look at Australia and New Zealand and I’m jealous of them. We can’t even get at least half these people to think Covid is real. I’m tired of Covid. I was first in line when the vaccine was offered because I just wanted back to our somewhat normal life. I feel like we are years from it.

Destiny_2_Leaker

2 points

12 days ago

Fuck these people 😂😂😂

zuran_orb

2 points

12 days ago

How many libs did he own?

serenade72

23 points

12 days ago

I legitimately do not intend to fat shame. Being overweight is not in itself a reason for ridicule or judgment, but if you look like a polish sausage bursting it's casing then perhaps you may want to take this seriously. His fat is already pressing in on his internal organs. I'm sure his heart is already enlarged trying to keep up with the strains placed upon it. Borderline or fully diabetic. His liver has to be fatty. Add to that an acute respiratory illness (and a goatee) and it's a very short trip to the morgue. Imagine the poor nurses that had to roll him over every few hours. Imagine trying to find a vein on this asshole at the best of times. But, he'll sit there and act superior to common sense and health precautions until he's intubated. Fuck these people.

jswerve386

1 points

12 days ago

all out of thoughts and prayers..

karenziggler

2 points

12 days ago

A cop? I never see cops on duty wearing masks. 🙄

Exotic_Protection916

2 points

12 days ago

I’ve heard that men who are bald on top are great thinkers and men who are bald on the back of their heads are loyal and have your 6, but men who are bald on the top and the back are Dead from Covid.