subreddit:

/r/Damnthatsinteresting

59.9k

all 1954 comments

fleschy30

200 points

12 days ago

fleschy30

200 points

12 days ago

That’s a beautiful piece

G0pherholes

24 points

12 days ago

Really is

meatpopsicle42

11 points

12 days ago

Exactly what I said out loud when I saw the photo.

Gritzy_reindeer

3 points

12 days ago

That's sexy as fuck

Dumpchuck

9 points

12 days ago

That is dope AF!

wutwut970

3.1k points

12 days ago

wutwut970

3.1k points

12 days ago

Full auto 1911? Thats a lot of work to make that happen, damn. Badass piece.

DemonPeanut4

60 points

12 days ago

For when you need to empty the magazine in 2.4 seconds.

Donkey_Karate

67 points

12 days ago

Apparently less than a second, according to the above link.

DemonPeanut4

34 points

12 days ago

Yeah im sure. 8 rounds is going to fly by. Also rip your wrist.

teeohdeedee123

1.9k points

12 days ago

It's also completely idiotic.

But apparently they're the fun kind of idiocy

TheStax84

47 points

12 days ago

Didn’t Dillinger have one with a tommygun front grip?

teeohdeedee123

72 points

12 days ago

https://www.guns.com/news/2012/09/26/lebman-1911-machine-pistol

Yeah I just linked to it in another comment. Lol

CregChrist

59 points

12 days ago

That thing is so freaking stupid but I can't put into words how much I want one now.

TheStax84

15 points

12 days ago

She’s beautiful

MihalysRevenge

7 points

12 days ago

LOL SAME

TehRandomCanadian

1.2k points

12 days ago

For real, If your using it for defense better be damn sure the first shot is on target cause the rest of em won't be.

ladyofthelathe

1.1k points

12 days ago

The 'pattern', if you could call it it that, would climb straight up a wall like a cat on cocaine.

TehRandomCanadian

293 points

12 days ago

Lol ya pretty much, imagine trying to shoot it one handed, would be lucky if you didn't off yourself doing it.

SmartestIdiotAlive

138 points

12 days ago

If I’m shooting it one handed I am offing myself

peekdasneaks

41 points

12 days ago

Username is misleading

ericisshort

172 points

12 days ago

The result would probably be similar to that kid testing an uzi at a gun show some years back.

medici75

167 points

12 days ago

medici75

167 points

12 days ago

still cant believe they let her fire that full auto uzi…..dint even have a stock on it so it can be braced against the shoulder…if i remember correctly it was the mini uzi bcause the origial uzi had the fold out metal wire stock……what a horrible lack of judgement on the instructor and the fathers part

Glabstaxks

91 points

12 days ago

Seems like that would be a mistake an instructor makes 1 time only

medici75

15 points

12 days ago

medici75

15 points

12 days ago

yep i think it was the instructor that took a round in his head..doa

medici75

43 points

12 days ago

medici75

43 points

12 days ago

buddy of mine took me shooting at a public range at a new jersey army base…..seriously strict……periodically my buddy had to clear the firearm….magazine out of firearm…bolt locked back….firearm muzzle pointing downrange on platform and step away from table then and only then are you allowed to go set up targets for 10-15 minutes then when everybody is done whistle is blown and your allowed to go back to your platform and load and fire….was a fun day…he had a bolt action an a ar….200 yard range….

Suspicious-Abroad894

36 points

12 days ago

The way it should be. Camp Atterbury IN was ran similarly. I always felt good about the extra safety there!

MySonHas2BrokenArms

4 points

12 days ago

He would agree

DeezNeezuts

70 points

12 days ago

It was. Gun recoiled and kept firing right back to his head.

KCKiller1981

2 points

12 days ago

Probably still too soon 🤦🏼‍♂️

stoolsample2

5 points

12 days ago

It would most definitely launch out of my hand if I tried shooting it.

CregChrist

29 points

12 days ago

I've done enough cocaine to have an idea what a coked out cat would be like. So I think I'm enough of an authority on the subject to say you're correct.

greycubed

20 points

12 days ago

That's why you aim for the balls.

BAKED_TATER_

17 points

12 days ago

Let that recoil carry you to a nice headshot

solvent_causis04

9 points

12 days ago

oh you mean their balls.

ag408

3 points

12 days ago

ag408

3 points

12 days ago

Meoooooooooooow

NN_besomething_iWish

-11 points

12 days ago

Not if your competent with a gun. I fired one of these one handed, got all rounds center target multiple times. I guess im just built different.

gi8290

6 points

12 days ago

gi8290

6 points

12 days ago

mutrax_be

1 points

12 days ago

So, aim for the feet basically?

song4this

5 points

12 days ago

Ninjas in the ceiling!

AntrimFarms

1 points

12 days ago

Same thing if you’re using it for offense.

AngelOfDeath771

11 points

12 days ago

It's like a shotgun. You don't need accuracy when there's 7 .45s heading down range.

teeohdeedee123

31 points

12 days ago

Yeah but the last 6 of them will only be capable of hitting 20+ foot tall targets.

Your_One_Lord

5 points

12 days ago*

[EDIT: I was wrong here]

It's designed to push the barrel downwards while firing

teeohdeedee123

21 points

12 days ago

Not this one. The Lebman ones have a compensator to perform that task, whereas the gold one is lacking a compensator.

Your_One_Lord

5 points

12 days ago

Ah my bad

aville1982

1 points

12 days ago

Right there with you. Pure stupidity.

TheGisbon

25 points

12 days ago

Just am at the shoes, you should run out by the hat

Mortei

0 points

12 days ago

Mortei

0 points

12 days ago

Yo that’s dope 😂

Szymstaf

15 points

12 days ago

Szymstaf

15 points

12 days ago

Also 7 bullets is not much for a full auto

Key_Drawer_1516

22 points

12 days ago

Lots of work for a few shots and some federal time, it looks beautiful

dharbolt

29 points

12 days ago

dharbolt

29 points

12 days ago

Just remove the disconnector... slam fire full auto.

senorgatt0o

109 points

12 days ago

I just don’t understand why you’d want full auto with an 8 rounds .45

fuckmeuntilicecream

107 points

12 days ago

Because fuck your wrist and maybe your face

wutwut970

14 points

12 days ago

Imagine if they did it w a para ordinance double stacked?

solvent_causis04

2 points

12 days ago

has no one seen breaking bad? are there no situations where just gotta drop the room?

YourLictorAndChef

9 points

12 days ago

you can make a drum magazine for anything

sadrice

13 points

12 days ago

sadrice

13 points

12 days ago

The weight of the drum would help muzzle flip and make it maybe possible to even hit things.

Shopworn_Soul

5 points

12 days ago

This is very strictly a "could", there is no "should".

It's a neat piece though.

gmaxium

2 points

12 days ago

gmaxium

2 points

12 days ago

bond! james bond.

This-is-Life-Man

1 points

12 days ago

That would take a beast of an arm to control properly.

Squarians

1 points

12 days ago

Yeah I wonder how long those mounted kills took him

ATX2ANM

2 points

12 days ago

ATX2ANM

2 points

12 days ago

That’s purty

JoeBoredom

37 points

12 days ago

Yeah, that'll never make to auction

theSmallestPebble

34 points

12 days ago

Can’t* legally sell it either way unless that receiver is already transferable, which I doubt.

*you could technically sell it to an FFL holder but given that it isn’t even historical, just fancy, I doubt you would get that much

Key_Drawer_1516

17 points

12 days ago

No selling it, once a machine gun always a machine gun. Unless its registered like you said and I also doubt it. Too bad, I don't have a soft spot for 1911's but this one touches my heart. I'm saddened to know it will be destroyed.

PMSoldier2000

7 points

12 days ago

Full auto? It only has 8 rounds.

BigDsLittleD

8 points

12 days ago

Still full auto.

Just not for very long.

Dtidder1

6 points

12 days ago

…they make higher capacity mags, just saying.

KingOfTheOcean

2 points

12 days ago

Apparently whoever owned it didn’t get the memo.

BoardImpressive7201

3 points

12 days ago

I need this added to my collection.

S3simulation

28 points

12 days ago

It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. Unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item.

Erleu

16 points

12 days ago

Erleu

16 points

12 days ago

Yessss, I was hoping someone would do the metal gear quote

Odd_Associate_511

5 points

12 days ago

Nice engraving

reviewerbruhbruh

6 points

12 days ago

But they give no tactical advantage whatsoever

merrittj3

2 points

12 days ago

Won't have to say " STOP! " twice. Beautiful piece.

Sufficient_Egg_5239

6 points

12 days ago

Cartel bosses got the best guns fr

BobbySanchoas

2 points

12 days ago

You can narco out 1911's pretty easily. My boss just bought a rock island to customize. The only thing I don't understand is why it's full auto. I own a 1911 and the mag count is shit. Even if you have access to a 14 round mag, it'll take a lot of effort to stay on target.

CrosseyedDixieChick

1 points

12 days ago

By narco out you mean you can shoot heroin with it, right?

Drunk-Sail0r82

3 points

12 days ago

Can’t wait to bid on this at a GSA auction! Never mind that it is completely useless as a full-auto, it’s engraving is pure art!

FuckerHead9

-7 points

12 days ago

Hundred round drum begs to differ

Waltz_Rough

1 points

12 days ago

Is there some link to original content. It is already semi and modifying for full seems idiotic as the magazine can’t hold more than 8 rounds. You’d be done in 1 burst.

Dtidder1

6 points

12 days ago

… they make higher capacity magazines.

Lerxtt

2k points

12 days ago

Lerxtt

2k points

12 days ago

Who'd they bust? My RDR2 online character?

ladyofthelathe

408 points

12 days ago

If you look on the other side it says: Bad Motherfucker.

peanutist

80 points

12 days ago

They just needed some goddamn faith!

I_exist_ok_help

69 points

12 days ago

JUST ONE LAST SCORE ARTHUR AND WE CAN lEAvE

I_am_Bob

22 points

12 days ago

I_am_Bob

Interested

22 points

12 days ago

I think this is from when they finally busted Castor Troy.

foozoo420

15 points

12 days ago

Looks like a call of duty or james bond villain gun

Gluten_maximus

7 points

12 days ago

Beautiful piece, worthless without a drum or extended mag

faceless_alias

4 points

12 days ago

Have you seen how finicky 1911s are with extended mags? Throw in full auto and you'd be lucky to feed a 16 round mag without a jam.

I highly doubt this is "full-auto" honestly.

Gluten_maximus

2 points

12 days ago

I had a Brazilian made 1911 from Colt and it was janky AF… so bad I even gave kimbers a hard pass

faceless_alias

2 points

12 days ago

A good 1911 is a beautiful thing. I've got a few.

Gluten_maximus

2 points

12 days ago

Just couldn’t get around that first bad purchase I guess… tried glocks for a bit and now have an FN

faceless_alias

1 points

12 days ago

Kimber will do you pretty well. Dan wesson will do you better. Its pricey for a good 1911 though so if its not your gun its not your gun. I've shot no FNs but I hear they're good. Thinking of selling a 1911 to buy a staccato c2 though.

Gluten_maximus

3.3k points

12 days ago

Looks like a cartel piece

[deleted]

1.4k points

12 days ago

[deleted]

1.4k points

12 days ago

[deleted]

StuckAroundGotStuck

84 points

12 days ago

I was gonna say. This looks like it was pulled straight out of End Of Watch.

Gluten_maximus

43 points

12 days ago

Man, that plated AK was tits in that movie

BeePleasant8236

2 points

12 days ago

Auction it off!!

Axellllfoley

2 points

12 days ago

El Chapo is that you?

CarmoHF

2 points

12 days ago

CarmoHF

2 points

12 days ago

No full auto in buildings!

MrPickles84

5 points

12 days ago

But moooooom…

Richbok-Arrol24

23 points

12 days ago

Australium weapons are real?

lyfshyn

1 points

12 days ago

lyfshyn

1 points

12 days ago

Pretty for something so lethal.

theGOD1989

10 points

12 days ago

Yeah you can tell its cartel by the guns Id number being grinded off.

Balding_Teen

3 points

12 days ago

That's baller as fuck

resso1991

2 points

12 days ago

someone needs to check gold poisioning

chrislow1776

86 points

12 days ago

Because you really need full auto with a 7 round capacity mag lol

fuckmeuntilicecream

7 points

12 days ago

It will be the best 7 seconds of your life. I mean rounds.

Berkwaz

67 points

12 days ago

Berkwaz

67 points

12 days ago

Not to mention it’s useless after the first round unless you have guys lined up on a ladder

barbonz

3 points

12 days ago

barbonz

3 points

12 days ago

Give this little baby a Pack a Punch treatment please

lcole303

2 points

12 days ago

Full auto with what a 9 round mag?

the-don99

-5 points

12 days ago

the-don99

-5 points

12 days ago

Full auto….no it isn’t.

goatropinmotorboater

934 points

12 days ago

Full auto for 8 rounds? Lol

[deleted]

449 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

449 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

HavenIess

231 points

12 days ago

HavenIess

231 points

12 days ago

Gotta use a gold-plated drum

totallynormaltexan

28 points

12 days ago

Lol there's no way it would feed all 18 rounds in one go.

Shopworn_Soul

29 points

12 days ago

Still wildly stupid. I bet it's a hoot though and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't awful purty.

supaswag69

26 points

12 days ago

*1 round. Second will jam.

goatropinmotorboater

20 points

12 days ago

I don’t see a kimber logo on there so I’m inclined to disagree

Phillipinsocal

1 points

12 days ago

These are Nic cages from face-off

theinquisition

6 points

12 days ago

Won't be able to find it in the evidence room I bet.

eliteshadowsniper

528 points

12 days ago

"It's a Nice Gun, I'll Give You That. But the Engraving Gives You No Tactical Advantage Whatsoever" - Wayne gretzky - Michael Scott - Naked SNAKE

obsidianstark

1 points

12 days ago

I probably would have got fired for saying “Cooool man” really loudly instead of arresting the drug dealer

253Tacoman

-2 points

12 days ago

253Tacoman

-2 points

12 days ago

sold at police auction to fund the purchase of a Tesla truck shrink wrapped with the message “ if you see something, say something” driven around to indoctrinate 3rd graders to turn in their *dissident neighbors…

DiscoMagicParty

2 points

12 days ago

I’m sorry did you say full auto Mr. Chapo? I bet that leaves your wrist feeling worse than the first week of learning how to jerk off

ganeshas_rat

1 points

12 days ago

Romeo + Juliet House of Capulet

AffectionatePath5879

1 points

12 days ago

Classy

Aleatory_Alien

1 points

12 days ago

They look like the guns Killer Bean has

MMHeffiji_Ismar

9 points

12 days ago

Confiscated? More like stolen.

Living-in-liberty

1 points

12 days ago

What is it that makes you think it is full auto?

mustangg81

1 points

12 days ago

You can tell he was Mexican . Look at the Aztec calendar on hand grip

Trader2KG

1 points

12 days ago

Who would want a full auto 1911; it's hard enough to keep the muzzle down 1 round at a time.

RomanScholar

-1 points

12 days ago

So when is the auction?

daschundtof

0 points

12 days ago

Can I have it?

throwaway10xover

-1 points

12 days ago

How’d you get your hands on it!

xela293

724 points

12 days ago

xela293

724 points

12 days ago

"Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever."

Frank_Dracula

0 points

12 days ago

Now if I could just hit the wide side of a barn with a 1911...

ealoft

2 points

12 days ago

ealoft

2 points

12 days ago

Full Auto? I’m sure you could lay down some fire power with that single stack!

Desperate_Lab_4043

2 points

12 days ago

Going to go out on a limb and say that isn't a gun that supposed to be full auto. Sorry I'm Canadian.

BrokenCog2020

1 points

12 days ago

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Now with that being said, if I was rich, I'd probably do the same. Its still a gorgeous piece.

This-is-Life-Man

5 points

12 days ago

That's some cartel shit.

Lebowski304

1 points

12 days ago

Can I have that?

gilbeday365

6 points

12 days ago

Goddammit this is another reason it should be illegal for police departments to destroy guns aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssholesssss

Serendipity3013

1 points

12 days ago

Meow I would go nuts for that.

Working-Telephone-45

1 points

12 days ago

Idk anything about guns, I really don't like fire weapons like at all, but damn that thing looks beautifull

Jy1000and1

1 points

12 days ago

go sea go local police

someonerezcody

1 points

12 days ago

It’s beautiful. That gun has probably seen some shit.

ZaphodsRealm

1 points

12 days ago

That's freaking beautiful but full auto?/! Insanity!

Batbuckleyourpants

5 points

12 days ago

A full auto 1911, that sounds so stupid, but i kind of love the idea.

"This gun goes through 60 mags a minute"

jeefray

-2 points

12 days ago

jeefray

-2 points

12 days ago

No pesky serial numbers on that bad boy. Not a fan of the 1911. It's like an old 6 shooter with a lot of extra kick.

Daverex_

2 points

12 days ago

A full auto .45 ACP M1911 huh?

So... I see why the drug dealers lost.

willb221

1 points

12 days ago

8 rounds go "BrClick"

Celestial-being326

1 points

12 days ago

It’s a drug bust what did you expect

dunnowhat2use

0 points

12 days ago

Would love to buy that thing.

tony___bologna

2 points

12 days ago

So, it jams faster?

LilBits1029384756

1 points

12 days ago

Man i wonder how long it took them to grind for all those camos to unlock gold.

HopperReborn

1 points

12 days ago

Why would you want that full auto? That's just stupid.

Prudent-Ad-545

7 points

12 days ago

It's beautiful. Too bad the cops will probably melt it down. Such craftsmanship deserves better attention.

Edit: No, seriously. I'd rather see this gun in a cop's holster or at auction than melted down.

The_Gabster10

-3 points

12 days ago

The_Gabster10

-3 points

12 days ago

I would love to see that in a cops holster, he does t shoot you or yell he just pistol whips your face during a traffic stop

Prudent-Ad-545

4 points

12 days ago

It would be an honor to get pistol whipped by such a work of art.

The_Gabster10

3 points

12 days ago

gets slapped nice pistol bro

Thisiscliff

1 points

12 days ago

Romeo and Juliet

Reddit-Book-Bot

2 points

12 days ago

Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of

Romeo and Juliet

Was I a good bot? | info | More Books

Diacetyl-Morphin

1 points

12 days ago

About the gun, it has only some real worth for collectors, when it was made for someone like a famous person. For example, collectors pay high prices for such items, like Hitlers gun. He had several guns, but one was a custom-made special-edition for him, see here: https://cdn.mdr.de/zeitreise/wie-adolf-hitler-starb-100_v-variantBig16x9_w-576_zc-915c23fa.jpg

When it's just some "gold" alone, it doesn't have a real worth, except for the cost of the material.

P.S.
No, Hitler didn't shoot himself with the gun in the pic. The gun from the pic was found by US soldiers in his office in Munich, while Hitler used a similiar, but normal Walther pistol for committing suicide.

pncoecomm

1 points

12 days ago

EA looking for that skin $$$

brriwa

0 points

12 days ago

brriwa

0 points

12 days ago

Changing it back to NOT full auto can't be that hard.

tysonstone

4 points

12 days ago

"The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The sight system is original, too. The thumb safety is extended to make it easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves. A ring hammer... The base of the trigger guard's been filed down for a higher grip. And not only that, nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized. Where'd you get something like this?"

Hopeful_Procedure857

3 points

12 days ago

One for the intruder and 7 for the neighbors

Vezein

2 points

12 days ago

Vezein

2 points

12 days ago

He had good taste, the wielder of this arm.

MCpliskin

93 points

12 days ago

"Its a nice gun i'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever."
--Naked Snake 1964

watersheeeeeep

1 points

12 days ago

Joshua G would have loved this one

FightThaFight

1 points

12 days ago

The engraving is incredible. Zoom in.

PlasticInTheBasket

1 points

12 days ago

Why still only a 12 round mag?

Babock93

1 points

12 days ago

I’m caster Troy!

Frisks_Asriel

1 points

12 days ago

Add a stock and dual drum magazines, then an extended barrel addition

Brex_667

1 points

12 days ago

they must have caught the guy reloading if he has the gold camo on the pistol

demonman905

1 points

12 days ago

There's just something so satisfying about engraved/detailed firearms like that. I'll pass on the full auto part tho

qmiras

0 points

12 days ago

qmiras

0 points

12 days ago

La chingona dorada from Jackie

imnottjebadguyhere

1 points

12 days ago

Wow!!!! Excellent find

d8c00p3r

1 points

12 days ago

Full auto with that 7+1 pew pew mantle piece

occupy_this7

2 points

12 days ago

So this will sit in an evidence box now? What a shame

DarkAlleyDan

1 points

12 days ago

External extractor, weirdly shaped mag release button, trigger pivots rather than slides. Pretty sure that's not a 1911 but rather a Star or similar Spanish piece...

y-u-ned-2-no-my-name

1 points

12 days ago

Holy crap. That’s beautiful

Im-ACE-incarnate

1 points

12 days ago

Packapunched mustang & sally

MattAtPlaton

1 points

12 days ago

I would feel honored to be shot by that gun.

Thopterthallid

1 points

12 days ago

GTA Online guns be like

GodlikeSheep

1 points

12 days ago

Engravings… give no tactical advantage whatsoever.

decoparts

1 points

12 days ago

tneeno

1 points

12 days ago

tneeno

1 points

12 days ago

Q 1: What was he going to do - shoot Lord Darcy in a duel of honor?

and

Q2: When did Lord Darcy get into the West Side drug trade?

BitrateBraap

0 points

12 days ago*

There is ugly damascene firearms. And then there are tasteful ones. This is most certainly the former.

Edit: why the downvotes? Google up Damascene Firearms and look at some of that ugly shit. This one, not so bad.

Suspicious-Abroad894

1 points

12 days ago

Looks like a gun out of movie Boondock Saints 2!!!

rocketman3211

1 points

12 days ago

Wow I thought that was an automatic revolver that new gold one !