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Good ole fashion keemstar

1x Non-Cringe / 85x Cringe / 5x Satire / 44x Chad / 1x Meta(i.redd.it)

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  • Satire: 5x
  • Chad: 44x
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[deleted]

35 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

35 points

12 days ago

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Reasonable-Promise38

6 points

12 days ago

h

METHlun

7 points

12 days ago

METHlun

7 points

12 days ago

understod have a nice day

_Smegma0nDemand__

58 points

12 days ago

Nah, to the best of my knowledge, he has never gone for a woman under 18

DARCKER2626

27 points

12 days ago

DARCKER2626

OP is Cringe

27 points

12 days ago

Not yet

beefmcstuffin

-28 points

12 days ago

Yes. He’s as close to one without technically being one.

simbot34

22 points

12 days ago

simbot34

22 points

12 days ago

You either are or y’ain’t, partner

beefmcstuffin

-17 points

12 days ago

Nah.. if you continually toe the line I think you’re a pedo. You’re just smart enough to work around the laws. Look at drake her grooms young and underage girls and dates them once they’re “legal” it’s gross.

simbot34

11 points

12 days ago

simbot34

11 points

12 days ago

That’s pedophilia because he’s grooming minors. That’s not “close to being one”, that is one

beefmcstuffin

-17 points

12 days ago

I think the age of consent should be older than 18. So imo he is a pedo

DaveTheAnteater

10 points

12 days ago

Uh what, so when do people make there own decisions then? No sex till your 25? Like where’s the line for you?

beefmcstuffin

3 points

12 days ago

I think 21 is a good age. Though I’d still want laws in place to protect those under 17/18 from dating 21/22 year olds. Young girls are preyed upon by older men who don’t care about morality but fear being labeled a pedo or going to jail. So make their predatory behavior illegal and protect young women.

cjpack

13 points

12 days ago

cjpack

13 points

12 days ago

Well good thing being a pedo isn’t based on your opinion then, but you know, actual pedophilia.

beefmcstuffin

2 points

12 days ago

Adult age of consent is though

CrackBabyCSGO

10 points

12 days ago

Iirc what you are referring to is an attraction to those who haven’t gone through puberty yet, being attracted to teens or people near 18 isn’t exactly abnormal. Knowing they are that young and still pursuing it is against the law though.

beefmcstuffin

-4 points

12 days ago

beefmcstuffin

-4 points

12 days ago

Ew

CrackBabyCSGO

13 points

12 days ago

I’m just pointing out the term you are using is incorrect. A pedophile is attracted to pre-pubescent kids.

beefmcstuffin

2 points

12 days ago

Yeah no one uses those other unknown terms. Pedo is the broad term

CrackBabyCSGO

14 points

12 days ago

I’m sorry, but you are just incorrect here. Attraction to teens and prepubescent are 2 entirely different things. It’s a gross misuse of the term that lumps 2 completely different types of people into the same slur.

beefmcstuffin

5 points

12 days ago

Lol if your attracted to teenagers you’re a pedo imo. You’re not gonna change my mind.

red_kizuen

-20 points

12 days ago*

red_kizuen

-20 points

12 days ago*

you must have some serious issues if you see pedo vibes in "40 yo old man dating younger women".

Ramen_up_my_ass

-3 points

12 days ago*

*39 year old man

Gaiznfreedom

23 points

12 days ago

No he dated a 20 year old recently and Ethan Klein called him a pedo though for dating a 20 year old 🤨🙃

Educational_marrow

44 points

12 days ago

Ethan Klein

I guess remembering when Ethan Klein's content was good would make you too old for Keem at this rate too.

Gaiznfreedom

3 points

12 days ago

🤣

ThatDudeWithoutKarma

-5 points

12 days ago

That still doesn't satisfy the "half your age plus 7" rule.

Skull-Kid93

13 points

12 days ago

He never said he was a pedo tho, he just said it was weird for a 39yo dude to date a 20yo he met at a fan meet up, which is true

feluto

8 points

12 days ago

feluto

8 points

12 days ago

He didnt say he was a pedo, he just strongly implied it

Come the fuck on

miuxiu

12 points

12 days ago*

miuxiu

12 points

12 days ago*

He described his barely 20 year old girlfriend as “fresh cheeks” publicly and wouldn’t stop talking about how young she is. Make of it what you will.

inv_dore

1.8k points

12 days ago

inv_dore

1.8k points

12 days ago

That’s actually just a tiny bit funny because of how dramatic it is

ihavdogs

739 points

12 days ago

ihavdogs

739 points

12 days ago

I laughed at “I will not be listen to you guys.”

whatheory

3 points

12 days ago

whatheory

3 points

12 days ago

What the hell?!

Professional_Emu_

124 points

12 days ago

Why do I get strong closet gay vibes from this gnome?

Jizzbunny_

24 points

12 days ago

I do as well tbh

Ok-Signature9195

12 points

12 days ago

Yea I always thought that too, the whole drama shizz.. I always just put it down to a LA showbiz thing, but I do get those vibes..

Jizzbunny_

30 points

12 days ago

I thought his gf looked like the bottom right

doctorpeenis

24 points

12 days ago

Bottom right is cute, I’m in my 20s and I’d date her

Jizzbunny_

31 points

12 days ago

I think these are just unflattering pics of ordinary people and that keemstar is definitely on the low

RegalBeartic

5 points

12 days ago

Right? Agreed

DapperHoboDojo

504 points

12 days ago

All he has to say is he's filthy rich. Filthy rich dudes tend to date women in their 20's regardless of their age.

shady_slim_pickens

33 points

12 days ago

Cause they can

CardGamesAreMyLife

54 points

12 days ago

This reminds me of this one soutpark episode where all the men act like they have nooo idea why rich men tend to cheat and date younger girls.

Carwashfullapee

23 points

12 days ago

That’s ridiculous, of course they did!

It was the alien space wizard

addicted_to_dopamine

-1 points

12 days ago

addicted_to_dopamine

Walmart Expert 😎

-1 points

12 days ago

Hello twin

AnythingAllTheTime

454 points

12 days ago

lol that post from yesterday when a guy was trying to brag about 90k in his savings account

tylercreatesworlds

90 points

12 days ago

you're just lost in life

Cutmerock

163 points

12 days ago

Cutmerock

163 points

12 days ago

It was his checking account lol

lillgreen

49 points

12 days ago

90k is just stable. Not rich. 90mil might get the results he was after but you'd still have to not be a douche at a bar.

Fast_Owl_5958

-4 points

12 days ago

For 90M USD, any woman would not care even if he was Bagel Boss LOL

Bovine_Joni_Himself

57 points

12 days ago

90K in a checking account is just stupid. Hes either terrible with money or hes in the middle of a transaction (like buying/selling a house) where that money is briefly in his account before it goes someplace else.

NotFromStateFarmJake

25 points

12 days ago

Nothing like that feeling of having 80k in the bank account for 24 hours before it all goes into the purchase of my next house

Sermagnas3

13 points

12 days ago

That's not filthy rich

PizzaCatSupreme

73 points

12 days ago

Dude it was in a Wells Fargo checking account.

What kind of absolute moron keeps 90k in a .01% interests account?!?!?!

SnooHobbies5684

25 points

12 days ago

Sometimes, but I'm encouraged that:

Jeff Bezos' new girlfriend is 49.

Grimes is 33, which is young but not in her 20s.

Warren Buffett's wife, Astrid Menks, is 74.

Priscilla Chan is the same age as her husband.

Carlos Slim's wife was only eight years younger.

Charles Koch's wife, too.

That said, Larry Ellison...ew.

bubba7557

55 points

12 days ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still, I think it's creepy old men date 20 year olds if they can, rich or not

GaryGumpz

7.2k points

12 days ago

GaryGumpz

7.2k points

12 days ago

That's alot coming from the dude who played lead role in Gnomeo and Juliet

doctorpeenis

2.5k points

12 days ago

No shit?

Update: Oh fuck oh shit the truth is even worse

jackrangerderp

127 points

12 days ago

Could you explain this to me?

Alzoura

25 points

12 days ago

Alzoura

stupid fucking dumbass loser

25 points

12 days ago

its... its James McAvoy

Alarid

57 points

12 days ago

Alarid

57 points

12 days ago

Okay now explain how this is an adequate explanation.

Real-Soraith

55 points

12 days ago

jame mcavoy is the x man dude young charles xavier

TortelliniSalad

25 points

12 days ago

Yeah man you don’t recognize the beard?

Alzoura

1.6k points

12 days ago*

Alzoura

stupid fucking dumbass loser

1.6k points

12 days ago*

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING MCAVOY

OSCAR WINNER CHARLES XAVIER AKA JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS GNOMEO

DakshKapila

121 points

12 days ago

I don't get it. Please help me understand.

Aekartzdef

350 points

12 days ago

Aekartzdef

350 points

12 days ago

Keemstar looks like a gnome

DakshKapila

47 points

12 days ago

Ohhhhhh!!! Thanks for the clarification.

NoodleDood12

482 points

12 days ago

There are very very few people that I genuinely hate. Keem is one of them

AtheistJezuz

19 points

12 days ago

AtheistJezuz

19 points

12 days ago

You're falling alright into his trap. He stays relevant from random rubes hating him

barfiusmaximus

95 points

12 days ago

Not if you don’t watch him.

smugboya

29 points

12 days ago

smugboya

29 points

12 days ago

I will not be listen to you guys

TheGreatRandomizer

-40 points

12 days ago

If you have money you never have to settle for a gently used older model.

cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

38 points

12 days ago

>If you have money you never have to settle for a gently used older model.

u/TheGreatRandomizer, I thought we were talking about humans, not products. You sorta sound like a creep.

TheGreatRandomizer

-18 points

12 days ago

Lol yea cause you see so many rich and wealthy dudes with 40 year olds. The best thing about life is it goes on whether you like it or not. So when 20 year year old bimbos aren’t doing their best to hang with rich older guys you give me a holler. Which are you? Broke or washed up?

freglev

23 points

12 days ago

freglev

y'all need jesus

23 points

12 days ago

Ew, a 20-year-old with sophistication would never settle with a 40-year-old used model.

TheGreatRandomizer

-5 points

12 days ago

As someone who does alright for myself and is at cars and coffee regularly….. you’d be amazed at the number of 20-25 year olds who manage to drag themselves out of bed after a night of partying, put on full makeup and a chosen outfit…to come pretend they are into cars. Look right at your wedding ring as they put your number in their phone…..not one fuck given. And the best thing is? They look WAY better than any of the ones complaining. Lol….

cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

9 points

12 days ago

The 20-25 year olds? You're a creep.

cHiLdReNcAnCoNsEnT

5 points

12 days ago*

Lol yea cause you see so many rich and wealthy dudes with 40 year olds. The best thing about life is it goes on whether you like it or not. So when 20 year year old bimbos aren’t doing their best to hang with rich older guys you give me a holler. Which are you? Broke or washed up?

Huh? What are you saying? ELI5.

TheGreatRandomizer

1 points

12 days ago

Are you unable to read plain English? The rich/beautiful people who are participating in these exchanges don’t care what you think. The 20 year olds who are doing their best to end up with a man of means and social status (which is why he’s being shared or his opinion cared about) are going to do what they do. Nobody has to go out of their way to chase these women down they make themselves readily available. Women are objects and possessions….get over it.

Reasonable-Promise38

-14 points

12 days ago

🤣 i know this is a joke but i can tell people will get mad

TheGreatRandomizer

-3 points

12 days ago

I’m dead serious. Men with means don’t have to settle for washed up milfs and castoffs, just like beautiful women don’t have to settle for dudes who make 35k.

Ramen_up_my_ass

8 points

12 days ago*

So this is why pedophiles exist. They want to find the newest model that they can find

TheGreatRandomizer

4 points

12 days ago

For them yea. For actual men we are attracted to youth and beauty just like women are attracted to stability and social status. It’s funny y’all want to pile on but the beautiful and rich people of the world seem to link up just fine and not give a shit what you think. Don’t you find that amazing!

Frostygale

-12 points

12 days ago

Frostygale

-12 points

12 days ago

No idea why this is downvoted, it’s absolutely true that you can find old white haired wrinklies with sugar babes on each arm. The filthy rich will act…well, filthily! They can do more or less whatever they want, and nobody else can stop them. Yeah sure people don’t like it, but when has that ever stopped them?

TheGreatRandomizer

-6 points

12 days ago

The worst thing about these assholes is they are just mad they aren’t rich or beautiful and have no chance. You’ll never hear any of the folks participating in the exchange complaining about the arrangement. I 100% guarantee that every downvote I got was from a 5 or below, a washed up 40 year old, or some broke ass simp.

[deleted]

-21 points

12 days ago*

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-21 points

12 days ago*

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publicservantguy1

20 points

12 days ago

if you dont get it, youre ignoring it on purpose. so you dont actually want an answer

Grandmother-insulter

-16 points

12 days ago

Grandmother-insulter

Text

-16 points

12 days ago

That's just dumb honestly

Frostygale

12 points

12 days ago

Genuinely dumb guy who doesn’t get it here, mind explaining why it’s cringe? No seriously, why are people pissed with this dude for saying he wants to date women who are younger than him?

EstablishmentOk8854

12 points

12 days ago*

I mean its not illegal, true, but it does have that " guy at high school who only hangs out with the younger kids because they don't notice how lame he is...." kind of vibes.

You know, but each to their own, there are plenty of lame rich old guys who only date young women, just as there are loads of people who like to laugh at them.

(Edited out rich because it doesn't apply here)

dirtsequence

139 points

12 days ago

He's in denial that he is fat and old

Wawaweewow

61 points

12 days ago

I mean he hangs out with teenagers all day.

FinishTheBook

40 points

12 days ago

FinishTheBook

8th grader

40 points

12 days ago

Acts like one too, like a middle aged balding man, remembering that the only peak in his life was being in the football team.

beefmcstuffin

32 points

12 days ago

All these women are more attractive than his bald ass

Capt_Thunderdump

21 points

12 days ago

Hey bald dudes don’t deserve the hate, nor their bald asses.

Inverted_Magician_17

8 points

12 days ago

My mom said everyone remembers where they were that day.

Except for me. I didn’t exist yet

Skull-Kid93

3 points

12 days ago

Exactly. He's looking only for people whi didn't exist yet

SoundlessSteelBlue

16 points

12 days ago

I’m in my 20’s and remember where I was during 9/11…

EstablishmentOk8854

27 points

12 days ago

Well you won't be getting any Keemstar, sorry.

ht9ehtooM

14 points

12 days ago

So literally only 19 or 18 years old. Nearly half his fucking age!

Yeegis

6 points

12 days ago

Yeegis

6 points

12 days ago

Idk the 4th kinda cute

HookerBot5000

241 points

12 days ago

So he chooses pictures of women who might not be his cup of tea, and one that definitely looks like a mugshot. 39 isn’t old and really, not everyone ages the same. He sounds like a superficial ass. No one his age probably wants to date him anyway.

RevanchistSheev66

31 points

12 days ago

Yeah 39 year old people don’t even look that old. He chose unflattering ones, and regardless, no one likes him anyways

catsgreaterthanpeopl

64 points

12 days ago

You probably hit the nail there. 39 year old women know better than to fall for his shit.

da_man_in_da_suit

48 points

12 days ago

My mom is 50 and looks younger than these women

ChutiyaChutney420

16 points

12 days ago

Proof it

da_man_in_da_suit

-9 points

12 days ago

Well, first, she never smoke or drank beer, but she's not with me in the moment so I can't send you a photo

LongJohnathan

11 points

12 days ago

you have no other pictures of your mom? hook us up OP

da_man_in_da_suit

-5 points

12 days ago

I don't take pictures

da_man_in_da_suit

-5 points

12 days ago

I don't take pictures with other people

roguetroll

6 points

12 days ago

Do it, pussy.

da_man_in_da_suit

1 points

12 days ago

Touch grass

Eastern_Mark_1114

27 points

12 days ago

link her onlyfans

DeputyDomeshot

12 points

12 days ago

Send bobs and vagene

Bubba-Bee

123 points

12 days ago

Bubba-Bee

123 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure he wouldn’t turn down Jenn Anniston, J-Lo, etc…

SteadyastheOcean

5 points

12 days ago

Jennifer Anniston is one of those rare exceptions where she almost seems to get hotter with age though. She went from me not finding her particularly attractive to doing a slow head nod when I see a picture of her. I may have to try and slide back in there if I was Brad Pitt.

toasterpRoN

170 points

12 days ago

Yeah but they would certainly turn down him. His issue is demand, not supply.

BunnyLovr

18 points

12 days ago

BunnyLovr

Chad F Thundercock

18 points

12 days ago

When you're a star, they let you do it

lCloudll

4.5k points

12 days ago

lCloudll

4.5k points

12 days ago

"If you remember when covid started, I'm not interested "

JimmyJorland

1.5k points

12 days ago

If you can read this, I am not interested.

elvispugsley76

103 points

12 days ago

Are u sure 😏

Trimungasoid

2.5k points

12 days ago

Does he know he's going to get older?

suckleknuckle

27 points

12 days ago

9/11 happened just over 20 years ago. A 24 year old would remember where they were on 9/11. It's not some ancient thing only remembered by old people.

Tortankum

16 points

12 days ago

I’m 25 and don’t remember where I was on 9/11

Moose-Antlers

12 points

12 days ago

I was 6 on 9/11 and I only remember I was at home because where else would a fuckin 6 year old be at 5 in the morning?

Bitter-Marsupial

6 points

12 days ago

Bitter-Marsupial

stupid fucking dumbass loser

6 points

12 days ago

I almost said School because thats where I was but in my haste i forgot time zones are a thing

TheOnyxViper

1 points

12 days ago

24 yo reporting, I had no goddamn clue.

BroaxXx

13 points

12 days ago

BroaxXx

13 points

12 days ago

I bet most 24 year olds would probably only have some fake memory created by how much they heard about it. I'd be surprised if anyone under 25 actually has any memory of 20 years ago...

suckleknuckle

1 points

12 days ago

Usually you start remembering things at 3 years old. It's the point where your brain is very influenced, because everything is new so memories stick. I can't remember what I did this morning, but I can remember that one time I walked down a hallway when I was 4, or when I fucked up cutting a paper plant.

Pac-Magician3

3 points

12 days ago

What does 9/11 have to do with dating a woman?

tastytaste12321

8 points

12 days ago

He’s saying if they are old enough to remember that day, they are too old for him

thctacos

9 points

12 days ago

Jeeze I'm 27 and I remember that day. I was 6. Guess that's too old for him. He could of just said he's a throbbing man child and it'd be less creepy

simbot34

1 points

12 days ago

LOL WAIT

jondonbon

0 points

12 days ago

I only ever heard of this guy, don't know shit about him but I expected this level of English from him

FaustusC

-17 points

12 days ago

FaustusC

-17 points

12 days ago

Keem is a national treasure.

mwaaah

12 points

12 days ago

mwaaah

12 points

12 days ago

In the sense that we should bury him in the hope nobody finds him?

FaustusC

6 points

12 days ago

In that my life could be worse, but at least I'm not him.

Lenore8264

570 points

12 days ago

Lenore8264

570 points

12 days ago

Yikes. I've never heard of this guy, and now, I don't want to hear anything more about him.

LoafyXD

131 points

12 days ago

LoafyXD

131 points

12 days ago

Blissful ignorance

wizard680

50 points

12 days ago

your lucky to gave never heard of keem.

bamb1in0

199 points

12 days ago

bamb1in0

199 points

12 days ago

Whatever you do stay away from his name. Dudes a piece of shit

MadSpaceYT

15 points

12 days ago

I envy you

ogrelin

0 points

12 days ago

ogrelin

0 points

12 days ago

I think that’s from the show Succession.

Enes_24

2 points

12 days ago

Enes_24

I bring nothing to the table

2 points

12 days ago

😭😭

Mountain_Post_8642

22 points

12 days ago

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Fuck that guy and his tiny wiener

Blood_sweat_and_beer

2 points

12 days ago

Who is keemstar, other than a raging asshole?

AlwaysGrumpy

-5 points

12 days ago

AlwaysGrumpy

-5 points

12 days ago

The real cringe is America got cucked into a 20 year war

5mac

7 points

12 days ago

5mac

7 points

12 days ago

Sometimes I wish someone made a bot similar to the one that tells Ben Shapiro he’s short that tells keemstar is a piece of shit

[deleted]

-29 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

-29 points

12 days ago

I'm in my 30s and wouldnt stick my dick in a chick my own age let alone date her.

NikkiD29

29 points

12 days ago

NikkiD29

29 points

12 days ago

Dude your post history reads like Elliott Rodgers last days.

[deleted]

-22 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

-22 points

12 days ago

For sure, you should check out the blog I do from my car.

I_Like_Hammers2

2 points

12 days ago

I thought he had a girlfriend???

MilesYoungblood

7 points

12 days ago

MilesYoungblood

never forget

7 points

12 days ago

He got dumped

NerdyGuyRanting

4.3k points

12 days ago

"I don't want to date women my age because they're too ugly" says man who looks like Keemstar.

Not to mention behaves like Keemstar and talks like Keemstar.

NoodleDood12

589 points

12 days ago

finishes massive boof in one swift drag Duuude, that IS keemstar man..

NerdyGuyRanting

202 points

12 days ago

*smokes meth* "No, man. That's just what they want you to think."

chzboi

3.6k points

12 days ago

chzboi

3.6k points

12 days ago

Does anyone actually like Keemstar? I haven’t met anyone who enjoys his content

sphincterjuice

20 points

12 days ago

Lotta butthurt in here from guys that younger women don't want to date.

TheOnyxViper

7 points

12 days ago

And they too wouldn’t want someone with less maturity than their children.

BlackHorse2019

287 points

12 days ago

I don't see anything wrong with them, apart from the one in the top left seems to be a mugshot.

A 21-year-old woman is going to grow out of his abrasive personality when they're like 25-28 and then he'll be too old to date a 21 year old for sure.

miuxiu

182 points

12 days ago

miuxiu

182 points

12 days ago

His ex girlfriend was barely 20 and grew out of him within a week and dumped him

chuckloscopy

1 points

12 days ago

Who the fuck is this person ?

ZCHSR88

2 points

12 days ago

ZCHSR88

2 points

12 days ago

Basically if you’re even knocking on 30’s door he doesn’t want you.

JenGerRus

7 points

12 days ago

39years old- 20 years since 9/11…he wants them barely pushing 20. So ew.

Men who desire women half their age seem super creep and unable to produce the necessary maturity for an actual relationship.

sonom

2 points

12 days ago

sonom

2 points

12 days ago

He played the President of the US in Hunt down the Freeman, give that man some space

babygiallo

38 points

12 days ago

i love how this guy is getting worse and worse every day. digging his own fucking grave.

ireadwhat

9 points

12 days ago

This guy lacks any self-awareness

No_Employer8484

76 points

12 days ago

Keem is such a loser.

SonnySunshineGirl

18 points

12 days ago*

None of these pics are even bad? Like I’m pretty sure the top left is a mugshot and even she doesn’t look ugly.

U_p_a_d_u_c_k

3 points

12 days ago

King shit

opoussumawsome

5 points

12 days ago

Yeah something tells me women aren't exactly beating a path to his door.

CrispyMan_900

22 points

12 days ago

Oh yeah, keem is DEFINITELY going through some kind of mid-life crisis

Hayych1

2 points

12 days ago

Hayych1

2 points

12 days ago

Well it’s keem, what’d ya expect?

EchoXrayNiner

7 points

12 days ago

EchoXrayNiner

I bring nothing to the table

7 points

12 days ago

Ah for fucks sake, this human tumor with the personality of a gas station toilet, the face of personified disappointment, the aura of a cumstained Camaro seat and the integrity of a small claims court lawyer is still around?

Fuck him, fuck his Asshole Gamers origin, fuck his swindling a fake Minecraft clone and fuck his entire existence to boot. Goddamn Keebler elf looking motherfucker.

iCantCallit

-14 points

12 days ago

I'm all in on all 4 of them. Yup.

Edit: nothing like some big ol milky mom tits. Once youre in your 30s you really just want some mom jeans, mom tits, and a sloppy ol milf blowie.

AnActualChicken

3 points

12 days ago

First one is literally a fucking mugshot, so that's kind of cheating. He might as well have typed in '39 year old female methhead'

Miss_Might

5 points

12 days ago

Who?

itsthisausername

2 points

12 days ago

Fuck keemstar fans

MxxnBqby_

-6 points

12 days ago

MxxnBqby_

y'all need jesus

-6 points

12 days ago

that sounds weirdly pedophilic ngl

Weabootopia

9 points

12 days ago

The fact that he used 9/11 as a reference point bruh

Check-Equivalent

1 points

12 days ago

He will not be speak English

Cyber_Connor

9 points

12 days ago

Knows what he wants and makes no apologies. Chad.

Pi0tr_

21 points

12 days ago

Pi0tr_

21 points

12 days ago

calls everyone on YouTube a pedo Proceeds to date women 20 years younger than him

MrSpringBreak

4 points

12 days ago

The top left pic is a mugshot. There’s hot 40 y.o. Women out there

ThrowItAwayNow----

244 points

12 days ago

Ladies: Be advised, once you get to a certain age, Keemstar will dump you for the new model.

What a thing to say for your next potential partner to find.

VerdantFuppe

-1 points

12 days ago

Wow. That is going to piss off some women. Haha

Truesnake

1 points

12 days ago

Lets see what poor woman will fall in this trap.

Glloomm

1.2k points

12 days ago

Glloomm

1.2k points

12 days ago

One of these pictures is literally a mugshot like where is he getting these photos lmfao. I feel bad for these woman he’s just publicly shitting on them, as if he isn’t putrid

Blnze1

2 points

12 days ago

Blnze1

2 points

12 days ago

He should date his own kind..

Enough Gnomes out there.

Jaych1990

1 points

12 days ago

I WILL NOT BE LISTEN! I TELL YA!

Samehatt

1 points

12 days ago

"Lets get riiiiiiiight, into the neeeeeeeewssss"