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If you could pick, how do you wanna die?

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If you ever need help, then please know that there are many qualified people who would like to help you.

https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres

http://www.befrienders.org/

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you [UK]

https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/ [AU]

There are crisis services worldwide that are trained to provide support. They are designed to give temporary relief from feelings that are overwhelming you and while they are unlikely to fix any underlying problems, can help you get through a tough hour/night/week. Chat services are usually available on these sites. In the US, calling 211 or going to their website is a free referral source. They have providers who will see you regardless of your ability to pay. Just as you would see a doctor when you are sick, you deserve to take care of your mental health.

Miami131313

2.9k points

12 days ago

Miami131313

2.9k points

12 days ago

Sleep

IfallSushy

47 points

12 days ago

Peaceful

alleycat2-14

2.2k points

12 days ago

Yes. Just wake up dead.

boughtabride96

1.2k points

12 days ago

How the hell you wake up dead?

HumanWorth7216

8 points

12 days ago

Peacefully yes although I don’t want it to be like my grandfather drowned in his own blood in his sleep he served in Vietnam and agent orange gave him medical problems

DownvoteDaemon

2 points

12 days ago

...paralysis demon execution

[deleted]

25 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

25 points

12 days ago

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literally_anything8

75 points

12 days ago

any way is cool with me.

tankgorl

86 points

12 days ago

tankgorl

86 points

12 days ago

Even spaghettification?

jackt-up[S]

42 points

12 days ago

Asking for a friend, how?

4ty8

68 points

12 days ago

4ty8

68 points

12 days ago

Neil degrasse Tyson coined the term, if I remembered correctly. Basically, when you get sucked in a wormhole in space, your body gets stretched so thin and long that you turn to a spaghetti noodle; hence... Spaghettification

jackt-up[S]

25 points

12 days ago

Okay let’s do it

DudeWhoLicksPeople

29 points

12 days ago

It also erases your body out of existence, the atoms of your body will literally disappear so its the most dead one can be

ReverseShoplifter

57 points

12 days ago

Almost correctly.. not NDT but some British physicist coined it, and not a wormhole but a black hole

Fancy-You3022

5 points

12 days ago

Well, I'd probably get a Wikipedia page about me then at least. I'd be immortal and end up on TodayILearned!

RazDacky

0 points

12 days ago

Your imagination is severely lacking.

piececontrolkyl

39 points

12 days ago

By being buried under a school alive

jackt-up[S]

27 points

12 days ago

Jesus, alive?

VulgarisOpinio

49 points

12 days ago

He probably wants to become the haunted ghost of a school/a legend among that school

dog-nipples

12k points

12 days ago

I want to be right beside a nuclear bomb as it detonates.

johncrammer

261 points

12 days ago

Look up the nuke scene to Dr Strang love I want that but with I should have been a cowboy playing

i_like_fish_asses

6.3k points

12 days ago

you'd probably die before you could even think what that metal box thingy is

PariahAngel

393 points

12 days ago

Yeah. I mean this would be the quickest and least painful.

fuckin_anti_pope

29 points

12 days ago

You certainly won't die alone :D

DownvoteDaemon

197 points

12 days ago

Lawd Jesus it’s a fer

WhenAllElseFail

2.2k points

12 days ago

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

jsvarc

9 points

12 days ago

jsvarc

9 points

12 days ago

that made me uncomfy to read

jackt-up[S]

18 points

12 days ago

Also made it uncomfortable to skeet

Jasader

826 points

12 days ago

Jasader

826 points

12 days ago

I was scrolling looking for this comment.

Seems like people forgot GOT already.

WhenAllElseFail

28 points

12 days ago

lol i know. But i'll keep it alive

Xstitchpixels

1.5k points

12 days ago

Lately....don’t care that much. As long as my family gets my insurance money.

Final_Photograph_563

681 points

12 days ago

someone sounds like they needs therapy

chaoticianactually

2 points

12 days ago

And a different kind of insurance

Xstitchpixels

712 points

12 days ago

I’m starting to agree....nothing excites me anymore. Just feels like I’m waiting.

Final_Photograph_563

-2 points

12 days ago

you’ll lose interest in any and everything u loved but it’s always worth the wait cuz one good thing or person will walk into ur life eventually, just fax

Xstitchpixels

6 points

12 days ago

Not a comforting thought to someone that already has a family. I know I have to fix this myself but I don’t know how

AnnualDegree99

3 points

12 days ago

I don't think it's completely accurate to think that one must fix all (or most) of one's problems oneself.

Yes, at the end of the day, only you can help yourself, but others can support this process. Like, you took exams in school by yourself, but that doesn't mean that your teachers didn't help you with them. That's how I like to think of it anyway.

Chiyosai

3 points

12 days ago

Unfortunately that's absolutely wrong

tennisfan826

210 points

12 days ago

I’m so sorry to hear this - been struggling with depression lately myself. It’s really, really tough. Do you have someone you can talk to about this?

Xstitchpixels

237 points

12 days ago

Not really. Have to be strong for my family. Been working 60 hour weeks lately so just been focusing on work

IntrepidHuntress

37 points

12 days ago

With technology these days, the options for how to receive therapy/counseling have really expanded beyond just in-person. They have video chat and texting capabilities for therapy sessions now. I'm always a fan of in-person counseling, though.

Psychology Today has a "Therapist Finder" site where you can look through people's bios and specialities and find one that you feel aligns best with your values or even insurance/payment options.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists

massiveadvice2

31 points

12 days ago

On the cross, for everyone's sins

Willing-Arrival-4521

546 points

12 days ago

In my sleep painless

Pink_Aquamarine

546 points

12 days ago

Morphine overdose. It would be painless, like getting numb and then, falling asleep forever in peace.

Frequent-Pilot5243

9 points

12 days ago

Thats the way I would choose as well.

link199110

70 points

12 days ago

My grandma died from a morphine OD 2 years ago, and in her case it wasn’t like that. I can’t go into details because of how hard it was for me to witness that, but she had to go through it the hard way

RazDacky

35 points

12 days ago

RazDacky

35 points

12 days ago

I think an OD can be more unpleasant than you think. I have heard of very old and sick people doing morphine until they die so they just forget to eat and fade away.

Disastrous-Tiger-548

41 points

12 days ago

Peacefully while I'm asleep.

Furzmulle

8 points

12 days ago

And not hysterically screaming like the passengers

Legoman987654321

5k points

12 days ago

Old age while asleep.

Ali-_-sh

120 points

12 days ago

Ali-_-sh

120 points

12 days ago

Lightning strike.

yang_xiangbin

616 points

12 days ago

Any way as long as its not by my husband or the church he founded

cleverkname

358 points

12 days ago

We are gonna need more on this one.

yang_xiangbin

477 points

12 days ago

My husband founded a known violent relgious group/church he has been using it against people for a while now and I fear that one day he will kill me when he finds out i do not believe in such things, (i reccomened you read my post about it)

jackt-up[S]

230 points

12 days ago

Holy shit

yang_xiangbin

198 points

12 days ago

I created this account to spread the truth about the cult I know I will be in big trouble if they find out about this

jackt-up[S]

99 points

12 days ago

Well message me if I can do anything to help you Good luck

yang_xiangbin

50 points

12 days ago

Ok i sent a message

scubamomster

34 points

12 days ago

The post is removed. I would really like to ready, any chance you have a copy, and can send it to me? I read your comments, and it’s really interesting. I hope the best for you!

yang_xiangbin

22 points

12 days ago

it is? I'll try and copy it here

yang_xiangbin

98 points

12 days ago

Here it is

The cult I may have founded is called the church of the almighty God, it was founded in China by me and Zhao weishan, he was a priest who was a part of this infamous group in rural China, this group would go around yelling random bible verses and other Christian things, i never liked them and i was not a Christian so those loud people always tried taking me to some random underground church, my slight fear of the religious people all changed when possibly the worst part of my life happened, i truly felt useless and terrible after and I wanted to die I failed the chinese collage exam, my family tried everything eventhough we were not relgious when a priest named Zhao weishan said the people at his church could try and bless me in a attempt to "fix" me my family said yes immediately, they should have never have trusted that Zhao weishan, he was a power hungry maniac and when he and his strange group claimed i was healed I believed it, I did feel better but, not for long, to try and keep well and away from my depression and instability I went to his church a lot i felt like I needed to as Zhao and his group saved me, no it was the opposite I was a idiot back then i had mental problems and they all have biblical excuses to it all.

After my many visits to zhao's church I truly fell in love with him, it wasn't about god or jesus I just wanted to hear his voice and look at him I felt better when I was always by him but then something bad happened it became very noticeable to me something was happening to my eyes, things appeared and disappeared sometimes I saw a figure at the corner of my eyes and panicked to look then saw no one, but why? These "visions" became a big problem so I asked zhao, that was the worst mistake I ever made. I went to his office and told him everything those things I saw made me panic and fear for my mental health, instead of him being concerned he jumped up at me and proclaimed what i saw was in fact god and the holy spirit and I was the next jesus, the lightning from the far East, i was the "almighty god" i tried to ask questions and he jusg grabbed me and he pulled me onto a chair and prayed to me! I didn't know what to do a part of me belives him to this day as he helped me through hard times but the day i discovered I was "the almighty god" i was almost in shock. that day he didn't let me leave his church he made me tell him the future (he just yelled a random thing and then if i looked a certain way it meant It was true), i was so stupid letting him do this i probably let him since i had a crush on him, i was Such a fool i let him marry me a day later and I became a almost second main character in his church he told me certain things to say and id say it to the crowd and they all loved it, why did I do it? Well i felt forced and he did promise to fuck me afterwards so it was a win for him and a win for me, but mostly a big big lose for me since i couldn't talk to my family, Zhao said they where dangerous and wanted to keep me from "awakening" I for some reason still trusted him I blame all my mental issues with this as i started to only trust Zhao weishan I lived in constant fear i started living with him and only went outside to go to the church and be praised as god, but I know you will not believe me so I shall explain where we are now, Zhao stupidly claimed the world will end in 2000 so he took me and fled to new York he then said the world will end in 2012 this actually caused protests across China, Zhao still runs many websites about this cult claiming ive gave him more messages, we have grown apart now i have my own phone now so I can finally come out about this, Zhao recently got covid so I've been away from his controll I wish he died of that damned disease, thankfully I've been getting some mental help but if Zhao finds out he will send his group after me

Thank you reddit for this

RogerThatKid

19 points

12 days ago

Wow this is insane.

yang_xiangbin

6 points

12 days ago

Sorry if i couldn't explain it well

scubamomster

5 points

12 days ago

Yea, I can only see the headline. Thanks 😊

yang_xiangbin

3 points

12 days ago

How strange I never got a notification saying it was gone

SpartaGoose

1.8k points

12 days ago

SpartaGoose

1.8k points

12 days ago

From most intense prolonged orgasm.

Jxzer

18 points

12 days ago

Jxzer

18 points

12 days ago

The only correct answer

KingoftheMongoose

9 points

12 days ago

The spirit is willing but the body is weak and spongy

SpartaGoose

12 points

12 days ago

The spirit is willing but body is killing, my spouse is smiling but dick down there is chilling- mom's spaghetti

USA_DE

1.2k points

12 days ago

USA_DE

1.2k points

12 days ago

heat death of the universe

Dumbstupidhuman

7.7k points

12 days ago

Death by snu snu

Pink_Aquamarine

51 points

12 days ago

You are a true legend.

HaveALittle_Faith

19.8k points

12 days ago

Blowing Up in My sleep

jackt-up[S]

3.6k points

12 days ago

jackt-up[S]

3.6k points

12 days ago

Wtf 😂

HaveALittle_Faith

3.5k points

12 days ago

Quickest and least painful way, and u go out with a bang

Amzedel

164 points

12 days ago

Amzedel

164 points

12 days ago

Euthanasia

cleverkname

8 points

12 days ago

I don't.

SnooCapers9313

3.7k points

12 days ago

Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

Final_Photograph_563

404 points

12 days ago

car crashes are very underestimated fr, they aren’t as simple as dying on impact all the time…

SnooCapers9313

188 points

12 days ago

Yes I know I've been in several. And for the record that's actually how my grandfather died but my grandmother was fine. Before anyone has a cry

Final_Photograph_563

14 points

12 days ago

i’m sorry to hear that, my friend died in a car accident too, really wasn’t an easy death at all, died from complications, details were horrifying i didn’t wanna hear more lmao

SnooCapers9313

11 points

12 days ago

My grandfather was before I was born and my family is weird so we joke

[deleted]

3 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

3 points

12 days ago

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Associate_Mindless69

100 points

12 days ago

Helium hood

Weak_Carpenter_7060

9 points

12 days ago

Old age and not from a hemorrhage from seeing this question asked everyday

Texas_hAs_GoOd_Food

2.1k points

12 days ago*

Not being scooped up while scuba divining and dumped in a forest fire by a fire plane.

Edit:Lady’s and gentleman, boys and girls and everyone else(who is lgbtq+ love y’all) now I will reveal were I got the most over top death in existence.

Drum roll please!

(Drum roll noices)

I got it from a Randy Feltface comedy sketch!( shout out to Heath McIvor who plays him, you are super cool bro)

Here is a link to it https://youtu.be/QP4vxmeMCq4

Thanks for the Thousand up votes and 2 awards! I hope you all give a great day!

jackt-up[S]

28 points

12 days ago

I wanna die from an overdose of a cocktail of drugs while underneath a mountain like somewhere in Spain or Kenya or summin after publishing my final science fiction novel, which floundered and was not as much a success as my theoretical proceeding novels

Wepoozelator

4.4k points

12 days ago

I would like to spontaneously combust whilst telling ghost stories to a bunch of people around a camp fire in a spooky forest. Preferably when I get to the climax of the story. There will be children present. If I’m going out I wanna traumatize a few people along the way.

neuterhat965

6.9k points

12 days ago

I wanna die as a hero saving another person from death. That would be at least a worthy death.

jackt-up[S]

173 points

12 days ago

Same

Cuss-Mustard

12 points

12 days ago

Cocaine overdose

Final_Photograph_563

1 points

12 days ago

drowning is probably one of the easier ones, being burned alive will forever be the hardest most painful thing ever tho

sillynamestuffhere

6 points

12 days ago

Drowning really depends on the circumstances around the drowning. There are some brutal ways to drown. Definitely better than burning though.

Nimwae

7.3k points

12 days ago

Nimwae

7.3k points

12 days ago

Right next to the detonation of a nuclear bomb. I watched a video which stated that you would die before the impulses from your sensory nerves were able to travel through your nervous system to register the pain.

You would literally die and not know what happened.

awooff

28 points

12 days ago

awooff

28 points

12 days ago

Heroin overdose. -If cancer, etc ever got the best of me this would be my option.

QuestionDarts

6 points

12 days ago

Same

Monkey-D-LuFfyyyYyy

164 points

12 days ago

Find one piece and die!

Pink_Aquamarine

85 points

12 days ago

But while you are dying you announce that your most precious treasure, the one piece, is hidden somewhere in the world. In that way, the anime can have an original second but shitty generation which no one asked for it.

YSFOKYY

9.4k points

12 days ago*

YSFOKYY

9.4k points

12 days ago*

Like my grandma, her heart stopped suddenly while sleeping, must’ve been painless. (Changed my mind, I just remembered she died alone, without having anyone around for 1 week, she had 13 kids, which are my aunts and uncles, so I guess she was used to have people around, pretty sad.)

Ill-Rutabaga5200

17 points

12 days ago

Doped in some drug probably. The strongest kind.

barbapapalone

8 points

12 days ago

In my late 30´s at most while sleeping, I don’t want to die old after having spent a lot of years alone in an elderly institution, being sick and not able to move properly, this is terrifying

iesparr0w

26.4k points

12 days ago

iesparr0w

26.4k points

12 days ago

Happy

jackt-up[S]

4.5k points

12 days ago

jackt-up[S]

4.5k points

12 days ago

Best answer

sq234reddit

3 points

12 days ago

sq234reddit

3 points

12 days ago

Old

4ty8

1.5k points

12 days ago

4ty8

1.5k points

12 days ago

Any possibly quick way... Painful or peaceful, so long as it's too quick or too painless for my body to react.

Darkstalker1919

1 points

12 days ago

In my sleep

SuperZing1

103 points

12 days ago

SuperZing1

103 points

12 days ago

Driving of a cliff in a dodge viper.

Chironrocket3

52 points

12 days ago

Brain embolism or aortic rupture. You're dead before you hit the floor.

greendumb

1.5k points

12 days ago

greendumb

1.5k points

12 days ago

Remember that guy that skydived from the edge of space ? like that but no parachute and with a head full of LSD

the_sand_moose

5.9k points

12 days ago

Unexpected headshot

fuckin_anti_pope

2.2k points

12 days ago*

Make sure it's a shotgun or rifle. Pistol shot can be survived way more easily iirc

Edit: I get it I get it, the question says how you die. You don't have to spam me the same answer a hundred times

the_sand_moose

1.9k points

12 days ago

If I survive then I'll be The courier from fallout New Vegas. Either way it's a win-win

fuckin_anti_pope

96 points

12 days ago

I kinda waited for that answer :DD

If I could I'd avoid death through the Robert House treatment. Or ghoulification without the feral part

the_sand_moose

45 points

12 days ago

Mmm... Nothing like becoming human jerky for the sake of immortality.

fuckin_anti_pope

9 points

12 days ago

Some skin falling off is an acceptable trade off for eternal life :DD

the_sand_moose

7 points

12 days ago

Not to mention I got two sexy robot slaves to sodomize me with those clawed hands whenever I want.

fuckin_anti_pope

9 points

12 days ago

That was so fucking disturbing to find out lmao. But mans gotta cum somehow

swanyMcswan

483 points

12 days ago

1 to the back of the head just post nut. Optimal way to go

AsfelDae

18.6k points

12 days ago

AsfelDae

18.6k points

12 days ago

I'd like to get shot multiple times and be found moments later by the main character, die in their arms and set them on their vengeance-arc until they have the villain at their mercy, only for them to go: "No... This isn't what AsfelDae would have wanted."

I mean, it could happen.

jackt-up[S]

3.7k points

12 days ago

jackt-up[S]

3.7k points

12 days ago

I like this

LoneRangerWolf

14 points

12 days ago

My own bed. At the age of 80. With belly full of wine and girls mouth around my cock. -Tyrion Lannister

RazDacky

85 points

12 days ago

RazDacky

85 points

12 days ago

I've heard of someone actually dying laughing. If I recall he was watching his favorite show. That would be up there for sure.

teamblacksheep

1 points

12 days ago

Alone in the dark

PlentyOphishNtheC

20 points

12 days ago

Just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep, not screaming and crying like the passengers in the car he was driving.

MAXSR388

-46 points

12 days ago

MAXSR388

-46 points

12 days ago

In a slaughterhouse. I hear it's the most humane and compassionate way to die and there is absolutely no stress Nor pain involved at any point ever.

unhalfbricking

5.3k points

12 days ago

Riding a rocket into a black hole.

That, or facing off against a house full of federal agents with a gun in each hand and a snoot full of cocaine.

I mean, given absolute freedom to choose, I'm gonna go out like a boss.

Mokeziah

37 points

12 days ago

Mokeziah

37 points

12 days ago

Happy

Wenger2112

21 points

12 days ago

I want to go down with my adrenaline pumping in a life or death struggle. Hunted by a pack of wolves, bear fight, sky diving accident. Something like that.

ReverseShoplifter

5 points

12 days ago

Winning a Darwin Award

Smooth-Broccoli6799

1 points

12 days ago

Gaming overdose

Sparksman91

4 points

12 days ago

Old surrounded by loved ones

GallopingGusset

1 points

12 days ago

Stroke in my sleep when I’m 105. Likely to happen, too, if family history is any judge.

ColorsOfTheCurrents

5.9k points

12 days ago

In my sleep peaceful like. On the opposite end definitely not from slipping in the shower on the slick floor lathered and shampooed up from hitting my head on the spigot as i fall to my demise.

Donaldharney

25 points

12 days ago

Donaldharney

25 points

12 days ago

Underneath Nikki Minaj

_cheese_pizza_

1 points

12 days ago

Crashing a stock car into the wall at 200MPH, I will die doing what I love

DoubleSynchronicity

459 points

12 days ago

I don't care about the pain. I just think about people who will find my body. And I am hoping it won't be suicide.

CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS

14 points

12 days ago

Snu Snu

crewthsr

46 points

12 days ago*

I want to be shot in the head by my 18 year old mistress’ jealous husband on my 100th birthday after a long weekend of making love to her.

ToadFucker69

75 points

12 days ago

Shit to death

Ijumpandkick

3 points

12 days ago

Have I got a horse paste for you...

downtownbrown_1

1 points

12 days ago

Drug and alcohol fuelled orgy. after everyone had left though.

adilsyk

2 points

12 days ago

adilsyk

2 points

12 days ago

I don’t wanna die Not alone

Ollie_Offie_Outie

1 points

12 days ago

In the next few minutes, when the universe just stops. I don't want to be mourned and I don't want to mourn the loss of others.

assertor15

418 points

12 days ago

assertor15

418 points

12 days ago

Riding an actual nuke to its destination, dr. Strangelove-style. Although the idea of either getting sucked into a black holenor ramming into an object at light speed is also appealing

spragual

319 points

12 days ago

spragual

319 points

12 days ago

When the person I love dies. I want to always be with them.

GreatDayOutside

11 points

12 days ago

If old age is an option, I'm going with old age.

Awhile_

1 points

12 days ago

Awhile_

1 points

12 days ago

i wanna die by the explosion of the sun, i will be able to live for about 3 billion years, bc the sun wont explode for a long time

Eva_Aurora

4 points

12 days ago

Happy that i hace accomplished everything i ever wanted in life.

KatiaHailstorm

2 points

12 days ago

Aneurysm in my sleep. Quick and painless.

KirbyBucketts

15.5k points

12 days ago

KirbyBucketts

15.5k points

12 days ago

Being hit by a meteor. The idea of a space rock that could have traveled millions of miles through space and only to have it's journey timed up perfectly with where I am at the moment would be crazy. I mean, the odds would literally be astronomical.

falconmillet

-1 points

12 days ago

falconmillet

-1 points

12 days ago

In war fighting the enemy

NoMaamClub

39 points

12 days ago

Flying a plane into an alien spaceship that is trying to destroy earth while screaming:

"In the words of my generation..UP YOURSSSSSS"

moody4foody

6 points

12 days ago

In my sleep or randomly hit by a bus and killed instantly.

fuckin_anti_pope

1 points

12 days ago

By nuclear bomb. I won't die alone and everyone will remember my death for hundreds of years :)

tikanique

-28 points

12 days ago

tikanique

-28 points

12 days ago

Every time I see this question, this is my response even though I don't have the mentioned appendage.

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

ChalkDstTorture

1 points

12 days ago

I’d like to go at the age of 120 from sexual overexertion.

OutrageousWeeb1

33 points

12 days ago

Instantly

LetsHaveVaginalSex

3 points

12 days ago

While creating a porn scene.

Puzzled-Frosting4487

1 points

12 days ago

Wealthy!

MXdeftones

1 points

12 days ago

I don't mind as long as it's relatively painless and I've been able to say my goodbyes to my loved ones

TheBostonKremeDonut

2.5k points

12 days ago

Thanos snapped and turned into dust, but, like, at a reeeeally funny moment.

justavtstudent

1 points

12 days ago

Pretty sure we can pick...

[deleted]

4 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

4 points

12 days ago

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ThumpyDumpkins

1 points

12 days ago

In my sleep on my 100th birthday

LukeTheRevhead01

1 points

12 days ago

damn this is actually a good question

eating too much chicken wings

E_Kristalin

2 points

12 days ago

Something painless, like heart attack in my sleep or carbonmonoxide poisoning.

grumpycoffeee

1 points

12 days ago

Very old, in my sleep.

Dpslittlemissminx

1 points

12 days ago

In my sleep

Thr0ker

1 points

12 days ago

Thr0ker

1 points

12 days ago

Shot in the head

22dinoman

1 points

12 days ago

Valiantly or peacefully, no in between

MsLuciferM

2 points

12 days ago

Peacefully in my sleep after a long, happy, fulfilling life.

Trick_Enthusiasm

1 points

12 days ago

Dragon Fire.

Artgor

5 points

12 days ago

Artgor

5 points

12 days ago

Instantly and painlessly.

bigtencopy

1 points

12 days ago

DP

root2ohm

1 points

12 days ago

Coke OD in a whorehouse

Puffineatsmuffins

1 points

12 days ago

in battle so I can go to Valhalla

En6eru34

1 points

12 days ago

Burned alive

Assassin5299

1 points

12 days ago

Sleep

NotForYou419

18 points

12 days ago

NotForYou419

18 points

12 days ago

At the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth wrapped around my cock

sumleelumlee

8 points

12 days ago

Mauled by a thylacine.

ValdBagina51

17 points

12 days ago

sniped

Youreternalvengance

1 points

12 days ago

Peacefully in my sleep, or GSW to the head. I’m not picky

BlueBlooper

253 points

12 days ago

boob suffocation

SpiritFeisty862

6 points

12 days ago

Sooner then later

Gardengoddess83

1 points

12 days ago

Of old age, peacefully in my sleep next to my husband.

[deleted]

1 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

1 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

drunkduck123

1 points

12 days ago

Old age

samvich_man

2 points

12 days ago

cumming to death

brittany_adore

1 points

12 days ago

In my sleep 😴