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If you ever need help, then please know that there are many qualified people who would like to help you.
There are crisis services worldwide that are trained to provide support. They are designed to give temporary relief from feelings that are overwhelming you and while they are unlikely to fix any underlying problems, can help you get through a tough hour/night/week. Chat services are usually available on these sites. In the US, calling 211 or going to their website is a free referral source. They have providers who will see you regardless of your ability to pay. Just as you would see a doctor when you are sick, you deserve to take care of your mental health.
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Yes. Just wake up dead.
How the hell you wake up dead?
Peacefully yes although I don’t want it to be like my grandfather drowned in his own blood in his sleep he served in Vietnam and agent orange gave him medical problems
...paralysis demon execution
any way is cool with me.
Asking for a friend, how?
Neil degrasse Tyson coined the term, if I remembered correctly. Basically, when you get sucked in a wormhole in space, your body gets stretched so thin and long that you turn to a spaghetti noodle; hence... Spaghettification
Okay let’s do it
It also erases your body out of existence, the atoms of your body will literally disappear so its the most dead one can be
Almost correctly.. not NDT but some British physicist coined it, and not a wormhole but a black hole
Well, I'd probably get a Wikipedia page about me then at least. I'd be immortal and end up on TodayILearned!
Your imagination is severely lacking.
By being buried under a school alive
He probably wants to become the haunted ghost of a school/a legend among that school
I want to be right beside a nuclear bomb as it detonates.
Look up the nuke scene to Dr Strang love I want that but with I should have been a cowboy playing
you'd probably die before you could even think what that metal box thingy is
Yeah. I mean this would be the quickest and least painful.
You certainly won't die alone :D
Lawd Jesus it’s a fer
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
that made me uncomfy to read
Also made it uncomfortable to skeet
I was scrolling looking for this comment.
Seems like people forgot GOT already.
lol i know. But i'll keep it alive
Lately....don’t care that much. As long as my family gets my insurance money.
someone sounds like they needs therapy
And a different kind of insurance
I’m starting to agree....nothing excites me anymore. Just feels like I’m waiting.
you’ll lose interest in any and everything u loved but it’s always worth the wait cuz one good thing or person will walk into ur life eventually, just fax
Not a comforting thought to someone that already has a family. I know I have to fix this myself but I don’t know how
I don't think it's completely accurate to think that one must fix all (or most) of one's problems oneself.
Yes, at the end of the day, only you can help yourself, but others can support this process. Like, you took exams in school by yourself, but that doesn't mean that your teachers didn't help you with them. That's how I like to think of it anyway.
Unfortunately that's absolutely wrong
I’m so sorry to hear this - been struggling with depression lately myself. It’s really, really tough. Do you have someone you can talk to about this?
Not really. Have to be strong for my family. Been working 60 hour weeks lately so just been focusing on work
With technology these days, the options for how to receive therapy/counseling have really expanded beyond just in-person. They have video chat and texting capabilities for therapy sessions now. I'm always a fan of in-person counseling, though.
Psychology Today has a "Therapist Finder" site where you can look through people's bios and specialities and find one that you feel aligns best with your values or even insurance/payment options.
On the cross, for everyone's sins
In my sleep painless
It would be painless, like getting numb and then, falling asleep forever in peace.
Thats the way I would choose as well.
My grandma died from a morphine OD 2 years ago, and in her case it wasn’t like that. I can’t go into details because of how hard it was for me to witness that, but she had to go through it the hard way
I think an OD can be more unpleasant than you think. I have heard of very old and sick people doing morphine until they die so they just forget to eat and fade away.
Peacefully while I'm asleep.
And not hysterically screaming like the passengers
Old age while asleep.
Any way as long as its not by my husband or the church he founded
We are gonna need more on this one.
My husband founded a known violent relgious group/church he has been using it against people for a while now and I fear that one day he will kill me when he finds out i do not believe in such things, (i reccomened you read my post about it)
I created this account to spread the truth about the cult I know I will be in big trouble if they find out about this
Well message me if I can do anything to help you
Ok i sent a message
The post is removed. I would really like to ready, any chance you have a copy, and can send it to me?
I read your comments, and it’s really interesting.
I hope the best for you!
it is? I'll try and copy it here
Here it is
The cult I may have founded is called the church of the almighty God, it was founded in China by me and Zhao weishan, he was a priest who was a part of this infamous group in rural China, this group would go around yelling random bible verses and other Christian things, i never liked them and i was not a Christian so those loud people always tried taking me to some random underground church, my slight fear of the religious people all changed when possibly the worst part of my life happened, i truly felt useless and terrible after and I wanted to die I failed the chinese collage exam, my family tried everything eventhough we were not relgious when a priest named Zhao weishan said the people at his church could try and bless me in a attempt to "fix" me my family said yes immediately, they should have never have trusted that Zhao weishan, he was a power hungry maniac and when he and his strange group claimed i was healed I believed it, I did feel better but, not for long, to try and keep well and away from my depression and instability I went to his church a lot i felt like I needed to as Zhao and his group saved me, no it was the opposite I was a idiot back then i had mental problems and they all have biblical excuses to it all.
After my many visits to zhao's church I truly fell in love with him, it wasn't about god or jesus I just wanted to hear his voice and look at him I felt better when I was always by him but then something bad happened it became very noticeable to me something was happening to my eyes, things appeared and disappeared sometimes I saw a figure at the corner of my eyes and panicked to look then saw no one, but why? These "visions" became a big problem so I asked zhao, that was the worst mistake I ever made. I went to his office and told him everything those things I saw made me panic and fear for my mental health, instead of him being concerned he jumped up at me and proclaimed what i saw was in fact god and the holy spirit and I was the next jesus, the lightning from the far East, i was the "almighty god" i tried to ask questions and he jusg grabbed me and he pulled me onto a chair and prayed to me! I didn't know what to do a part of me belives him to this day as he helped me through hard times but the day i discovered I was "the almighty god" i was almost in shock. that day he didn't let me leave his church he made me tell him the future (he just yelled a random thing and then if i looked a certain way it meant It was true), i was so stupid letting him do this i probably let him since i had a crush on him, i was Such a fool i let him marry me a day later and I became a almost second main character in his church he told me certain things to say and id say it to the crowd and they all loved it, why did I do it? Well i felt forced and he did promise to fuck me afterwards so it was a win for him and a win for me, but mostly a big big lose for me since i couldn't talk to my family, Zhao said they where dangerous and wanted to keep me from "awakening" I for some reason still trusted him I blame all my mental issues with this as i started to only trust Zhao weishan I lived in constant fear i started living with him and only went outside to go to the church and be praised as god, but I know you will not believe me so I shall explain where we are now, Zhao stupidly claimed the world will end in 2000 so he took me and fled to new York he then said the world will end in 2012 this actually caused protests across China, Zhao still runs many websites about this cult claiming ive gave him more messages, we have grown apart now i have my own phone now so I can finally come out about this, Zhao recently got covid so I've been away from his controll I wish he died of that damned disease, thankfully I've been getting some mental help but if Zhao finds out he will send his group after me
Thank you reddit for this
Wow this is insane.
Sorry if i couldn't explain it well
Yea, I can only see the headline. Thanks 😊
How strange I never got a notification saying it was gone
From most intense prolonged orgasm.
The only correct answer
The spirit is willing but the body is weak and spongy
The spirit is willing but body is killing, my spouse is smiling but dick down there is chilling- mom's spaghetti
heat death of the universe
Death by snu snu
You are a true legend.
Blowing Up in My sleep
Quickest and least painful way, and u go out with a bang
Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
car crashes are very underestimated fr, they aren’t as simple as dying on impact all the time…
Yes I know I've been in several. And for the record that's actually how my grandfather died but my grandmother was fine. Before anyone has a cry
i’m sorry to hear that, my friend died in a car accident too, really wasn’t an easy death at all, died from complications, details were horrifying i didn’t wanna hear more lmao
My grandfather was before I was born and my family is weird so we joke
Old age and not from a hemorrhage from seeing this question asked everyday
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Not being scooped up while scuba divining and dumped in a forest fire by a fire plane.
Edit:Lady’s and gentleman, boys and girls and everyone else(who is lgbtq+ love y’all) now I will reveal were I got the most over top death in existence.
Drum roll please!
(Drum roll noices)
I got it from a Randy Feltface comedy sketch!( shout out to Heath McIvor who plays him, you are super cool bro)
Here is a link to it
Thanks for the Thousand up votes and 2 awards!
I hope you all give a great day!
I wanna die from an overdose of a cocktail of drugs while underneath a mountain like somewhere in Spain or Kenya or summin after publishing my final science fiction novel, which floundered and was not as much a success as my theoretical proceeding novels
I would like to spontaneously combust whilst telling ghost stories to a bunch of people around a camp fire in a spooky forest. Preferably when I get to the climax of the story. There will be children present. If I’m going out I wanna traumatize a few people along the way.
I wanna die as a hero saving another person from death. That would be at least a worthy death.
drowning is probably one of the easier ones, being burned alive will forever be the hardest most painful thing ever tho
Drowning really depends on the circumstances around the drowning. There are some brutal ways to drown. Definitely better than burning though.
Right next to the detonation of a nuclear bomb. I watched a video which stated that you would die before the impulses from your sensory nerves were able to travel through your nervous system to register the pain.
You would literally die and not know what happened.
Heroin overdose. -If cancer, etc ever got the best of me this would be my option.
Find one piece and die!
But while you are dying you announce that your most precious treasure, the one piece, is hidden somewhere in the world.
In that way, the anime can have an original second but shitty generation which no one asked for it.
Like my grandma, her heart stopped suddenly while sleeping, must’ve been painless. (Changed my mind, I just remembered she died alone, without having anyone around for 1 week, she had 13 kids, which are my aunts and uncles, so I guess she was used to have people around, pretty sad.)
Doped in some drug probably. The strongest kind.
In my late 30´s at most while sleeping, I don’t want to die old after having spent a lot of years alone in an elderly institution, being sick and not able to move properly, this is terrifying
Any possibly quick way... Painful or peaceful, so long as it's too quick or too painless for my body to react.
In my sleep
Driving of a cliff in a dodge viper.
Brain embolism or aortic rupture. You're dead before you hit the floor.
Remember that guy that skydived from the edge of space ? like that but no parachute and with a head full of LSD
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Make sure it's a shotgun or rifle. Pistol shot can be survived way more easily iirc
Edit: I get it I get it, the question says how you die. You don't have to spam me the same answer a hundred times
If I survive then I'll be The courier from fallout New Vegas. Either way it's a win-win
I kinda waited for that answer :DD
If I could I'd avoid death through the Robert House treatment. Or ghoulification without the feral part
Mmm... Nothing like becoming human jerky for the sake of immortality.
Some skin falling off is an acceptable trade off for eternal life :DD
Not to mention I got two sexy robot slaves to sodomize me with those clawed hands whenever I want.
That was so fucking disturbing to find out lmao. But mans gotta cum somehow
1 to the back of the head just post nut. Optimal way to go
I'd like to get shot multiple times and be found moments later by the main character, die in their arms and set them on their vengeance-arc until they have the villain at their mercy, only for them to go: "No... This isn't what AsfelDae would have wanted."
I mean, it could happen.
I like this
My own bed. At the age of 80. With belly full of wine and girls mouth around my cock.
I've heard of someone actually dying laughing. If I recall he was watching his favorite show. That would be up there for sure.
Alone in the dark
Just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep, not screaming and crying like the passengers in the car he was driving.
In a slaughterhouse. I hear it's the most humane and compassionate way to die and there is absolutely no stress Nor pain involved at any point ever.
Riding a rocket into a black hole.
That, or facing off against a house full of federal agents with a gun in each hand and a snoot full of cocaine.
I mean, given absolute freedom to choose, I'm gonna go out like a boss.
I want to go down with my adrenaline pumping in a life or death struggle. Hunted by a pack of wolves, bear fight, sky diving accident. Something like that.
Winning a Darwin Award
Old surrounded by loved ones
Stroke in my sleep when I’m 105. Likely to happen, too, if family history is any judge.
In my sleep peaceful like. On the opposite end definitely not from slipping in the shower on the slick floor lathered and shampooed up from hitting my head on the spigot as i fall to my demise.
Underneath Nikki Minaj
Crashing a stock car into the wall at 200MPH, I will die doing what I love
I don't care about the pain. I just think about people who will find my body. And I am hoping it won't be suicide.
I want to be shot in the head by my 18 year old mistress’ jealous husband on my 100th birthday after a long weekend of making love to her.
Shit to death
Have I got a horse paste for you...
Drug and alcohol fuelled orgy. after everyone had left though.
I don’t wanna die Not alone
In the next few minutes, when the universe just stops. I don't want to be mourned and I don't want to mourn the loss of others.
Riding an actual nuke to its destination, dr. Strangelove-style. Although the idea of either getting sucked into a black holenor ramming into an object at light speed is also appealing
When the person I love dies. I want to always be with them.
If old age is an option, I'm going with old age.
i wanna die by the explosion of the sun, i will be able to live for about 3 billion years, bc the sun wont explode for a long time
Happy that i hace accomplished everything i ever wanted in life.
Aneurysm in my sleep. Quick and painless.
Being hit by a meteor. The idea of a space rock that could have traveled millions of miles through space and only to have it's journey timed up perfectly with where I am at the moment would be crazy. I mean, the odds would literally be astronomical.
In war fighting the enemy
Flying a plane into an alien spaceship that is trying to destroy earth while screaming:
"In the words of my generation..UP YOURSSSSSS"
In my sleep or randomly hit by a bus and killed instantly.
By nuclear bomb. I won't die alone and everyone will remember my death for hundreds of years :)
Every time I see this question, this is my response even though I don't have the mentioned appendage.
I’d like to go at the age of 120 from sexual overexertion.
While creating a porn scene.
I don't mind as long as it's relatively painless and I've been able to say my goodbyes to my loved ones
Thanos snapped and turned into dust, but, like, at a reeeeally funny moment.
Pretty sure we can pick...
In my sleep on my 100th birthday
damn this is actually a good question
eating too much chicken wings
Something painless, like heart attack in my sleep or carbonmonoxide poisoning.
Very old, in my sleep.
Shot in the head
Valiantly or peacefully, no in between
Peacefully in my sleep after a long, happy, fulfilling life.
Instantly and painlessly.
Coke OD in a whorehouse
in battle so I can go to Valhalla
At the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth wrapped around my cock
Mauled by a thylacine.
Peacefully in my sleep, or GSW to the head. I’m not picky
Sooner then later
Of old age, peacefully in my sleep next to my husband.
cumming to death
In my sleep 😴