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Lithuim

205 points

12 days ago

Lithuim

Naturally Aspirated

205 points

12 days ago

Begone thot!

Edge-Unique[S]

28 points

12 days ago

yeah I figured I’d get some comments like this, but like I said, I am seriously asking

Lithuim

145 points

12 days ago

Lithuim

Naturally Aspirated

145 points

12 days ago

I’m serious too, I’d assume it’s a scam or setup of some kind. Good way to end up getting robbed or publicly embarrassed.

goodstuff2020

68 points

12 days ago*

Or brought up on charges of sexual assault.

EDIT -

Stupid auto-UNcorrect! 😆

Sockpuppetsyko

6 points

12 days ago

Churches do that well enough already

[deleted]

5 points

12 days ago

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5 points

12 days ago

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Lithuim

-4 points

12 days ago

Lithuim

Naturally Aspirated

-4 points

12 days ago

Also a concern in CuRrEnT yEaR

[deleted]

5 points

12 days ago

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5 points

12 days ago

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[deleted]

-7 points

12 days ago

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-7 points

12 days ago

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cplog991

5 points

12 days ago

I would say when and where

contactdd

18 points

12 days ago

That would be a firm "No!" Because, if they're asking you they may have just finished someone else.

egle377

2.8k points

12 days ago

egle377

2.8k points

12 days ago

I'd assume it was a trap. If you really want that go on tinder

Edge-Unique[S]

904 points

12 days ago

yeah i’ve went on tinder, it works pretty well but it’s sort of time consuming sometimes

MiseryisCompany

341 points

12 days ago

Adult friend finder or FetLife

rise_above_theFlames

47 points

12 days ago

I've been on tinder for 6 days. Had 4 likes 2 matches. Two were extremely overweight and ugly. One was in Canada, and the other one was cute and in my state only a few miles away but ghosted me after like barely any communication. I didn't do anything wrong or inappropriate. 🤷‍♂️. I'm at a loss.

chickinthenicehouse

43 points

12 days ago

Judging by your comment, you probably said something wrong and didnt think you did.

PayasoFries

27 points

12 days ago

They're probably saying the same shit about him lol

chickinthenicehouse

7 points

12 days ago

Thats what i am thinking

eatingyourmomsass

29 points

12 days ago

Probably just means they’re not into you. Gotta let that go man.

CuteAndCuntily

282 points

12 days ago

Have you tried being more attractive?

General-Gump

1 points

12 days ago

Not if you’re rich lololol 😎

Gooberflagm2

8.4k points

12 days ago

Whenever it comes to that, I believe a certain level of trust needs to be established first... As much as I like the thought of my dick being sucked, I feel that a total stranger is more likely to bite my dick off than someone I just bought dinner for...

Edge-Unique[S]

680 points

12 days ago

yeah that’s what I thought. I’d prefer it to be no strings attached though

FIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA

968 points

12 days ago

FIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA

Definitely a dick

968 points

12 days ago

No strings attached will almost always involve some sort of communication. You go up to 99% of guys and they’re calling bullshit or assuming you’re setting them up. The other 1% is ballsy enough that I’d wonder where their dick has been lol

Edge-Unique[S]

409 points

12 days ago

I’m getting a lot of comments that most men would be suspicious (and scared of getting their dick bit, to which I say I’m sorry that’s happened to them) so I think i’ll stick to using tinder. it’s easier to have that “no strings attached” interaction I’m looking for

MostBasedist

855 points

12 days ago

you don't need to have a previous dick bite to have that fear, it's ingrained in every man.

possester

-17 points

12 days ago

possester

-17 points

12 days ago

i guess i am a not a man , but i have a dick.
since i dont have thouse fears ingrained.

ASHarper0325

14 points

12 days ago

ASHarper0325

Male

14 points

12 days ago

You’re a natural phenomenon. Let’s just hope someday no one kick starts your instincts…

possester

-2 points

12 days ago

i will consider myself fortunete honestly.

MasterlyApollo

35 points

12 days ago

Tinder is a good option, but don't count out the guys you may meet in person. It's just about finding the right way to approach I think. Confidence is a HUGE turn on for most guys, so you can always start with something like 'I want to kiss you' and go from there

[deleted]

5 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

5 points

12 days ago

This! 😂

SirGanjaSpliffington

1.5k points

12 days ago

Clearly someone never used grinder before.

TodaysThoughts21

216 points

12 days ago

Or got it caught in a zipper...

Clintman

8 points

12 days ago

No thanks, potential dick-biter!

TzarGinger

39 points

12 days ago

I'm married, so I'd probably stammer a lot & wave my wedding ring at her

Crazedbob

206 points

12 days ago

Crazedbob

206 points

12 days ago

How many dicks have you sucked in the last hour ma’am?

Edge-Unique[S]

189 points

12 days ago

lol, zero but clearly I’m trying to figure out how to increase that number

[deleted]

133 points

12 days ago*

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133 points

12 days ago*

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Wongo_

42 points

12 days ago

Wongo_

42 points

12 days ago

This happened on my stag do. I declined and carried on with the night. I swear women can smell if a man is taken, then kicks in the “ I gotta have it”

gokul-nair

29 points

12 days ago

I've never been checked out by girls nearly as much as when I was out with other girls.

RubiconTourGuide

283 points

12 days ago

I'd be too worried she has an STD to just let it happen

GorillazNerd

-83 points

12 days ago

I don't think you can get anything from having your dick sucked. I could be wrong though

ErroneousOatmeal

110 points

12 days ago

You are indeed wrong

Banffools

50 points

12 days ago

Agreed. You are definitely wrong. Do a little research and protecc your dick!

[deleted]

6 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

6 points

12 days ago

You are wrong.

hidde69420666

18 points

12 days ago

You can get dikkus non existus

Slggyqo

50 points

12 days ago

Slggyqo

50 points

12 days ago

You can get herpes, warts, gonorrhea, and syphilis while getting a blowjob.

I think the risks are greater for the person doing the sucking, but it’s there for both.

Megafiend

5 points

12 days ago

Megafiend

5 points

12 days ago

Yup, pretty wrong in that one.

untakenname3

1.2k points

12 days ago

untakenname3

Male

1.2k points

12 days ago

Depends on the setting but I’d most likely be confused and possibly a little bit uncomfortable.

Edge-Unique[S]

484 points

12 days ago

yeah I’m worried about making people uncomfortable, that’s why I haven’t asked anyone yet and came here first

untakenname3

123 points

12 days ago

untakenname3

Male

123 points

12 days ago

I think many would appreciate if it’s mentioned in a situation where you both know it’s going well. I wouldn’t open with it lol

PMyourTastefulNudes

183 points

12 days ago

Try the randomactsofblowjob subreddit.

ChickunTendies

239 points

12 days ago

ChickunTendies

Sigma Male

239 points

12 days ago

I would decline because I think it's more important to donate blood and I don't want the risk of STDs to jeopardize that.

LEIFey

714 points

12 days ago

LEIFey

714 points

12 days ago

Yeah, that sounds like a trap. Good way to get blackmailed or your kidneys harvested.

EverGreatestxX

18.2k points

12 days ago

EverGreatestxX

Male

18.2k points

12 days ago

I'd assume she either wanted money or my kidneys.

GlumMathematician884

115 points

12 days ago

I’d laugh. This has to be a scam.

dougiebgood

5.5k points

12 days ago

dougiebgood

5.5k points

12 days ago

Depends on the setting. If it were a nightclub or a bar, I'd assume she's just drunk and joking around without realizing the consequences of what she's saying. If it happened in a parking lot in broad daylight, I'd assume she was a drug addict looking for a payout.

Crusader675R

11 points

12 days ago

Crusader675R

Male

11 points

12 days ago

Nope.

OhNaturel

103 points

12 days ago

OhNaturel

103 points

12 days ago

5 minutes in the parking lot, look for a Burgundy Chrysler.

thatdoesntseemright1

607 points

12 days ago

I'd probably assume they were a prostitute.

corf3l

335 points

12 days ago

corf3l

Male

335 points

12 days ago

Depends on the setting and circumstances I suppose.
If we met in a bar and there was some heavy flirting, followed by a "I'd really love to suck your dick" I imagine I'd be down

kingswag254

110 points

12 days ago

Spray her with raid. Bye roach.

Edge-Unique[S]

17 points

12 days ago

lmaooo I guess I gotta avoid asking any exterminators the question

furutam

87 points

12 days ago

furutam

87 points

12 days ago

Something like this happened to me and it ended up with me getting extorted for 5k, so I've been cautious ever since

Edge-Unique[S]

31 points

12 days ago

holy shit, that sucks. I’m curious about the story behind that. I’m not trying to extort anyone for anything, just wanna suck some dick

furutam

48 points

12 days ago

furutam

48 points

12 days ago

Long story short, she wanted to do sex stuff, some co-conspirators were secretly filming, then they showed me the footage and threatend to send it to people via facebook. But they uploaded it to youtube and so I knew their threats were empty.

It's weird to just ask straight guys for no-strings-attached dick sucking. It'd be much different if you were a gay guy. It's literally what grindr is for.

Edge-Unique[S]

26 points

12 days ago

damn, I’m sorry that happened to you.

based on your answer and everyone else’s, it looks like I should just stick to tinder for finding what i’m looking for. it’s no grindr but it’s close enough

chickinthenicehouse

6 points

12 days ago

Cant you find someone who you know? Dont do that to some random guy, it isnt safe. You dont know if his dick has been up someones ass an hour earlier. Is that what you want?

huuaaang

126 points

12 days ago

huuaaang

Male

126 points

12 days ago

Too good/easy to be true. Pass. Maybe if it was at least in a context like Tinder. You dn't even need moves. Guys will match and msg you first. Hell, half of them will be begging you to suck their dick before you even ask.

HeadMacho

21 points

12 days ago

“Pass.”

Unable-Grapefruit-61

3 points

12 days ago

It depends on the situation where you are asking. Parking lot of a 7-11... not a chance in hell. Party where everyone is dressed to the 9s... you've got my attention (and likely my penis in your mouth).

jaked111

139 points

12 days ago

jaked111

139 points

12 days ago

I’d think it’s some plot to rob me, at least have a regular conversation first or something

ltsRym

155 points

12 days ago*

ltsRym

155 points

12 days ago*

No way in hell I'm letting a stranger get razor sharp teeth near my penis.

I wouldn't let my gf do that until after she's proven she's trustworthy, let alone a horny stranger whose muscles might "twitch" at the "wrong time". Or blackmail me.

realmaier

6 points

12 days ago

realmaier

6 points

12 days ago

If I find her attractive, I'm likely down with that.

TheDarkKnight1035

7 points

12 days ago

No thanks.

The_Veteran_Raven

3 points

12 days ago

Nope. Fellatio with condoms is no fun and I am damn well not letting a bare Mr. Wiggles get played with by a stranger.

Lonely_Northling

1 points

12 days ago

Disbelief.

RoyalBeat710

1 points

12 days ago

I would say, "That fast, huh? Let's get to know each other first. Then we'll talk about you wanting to suck my Johnson once we passed a certain level of trust with each other."

Thekingdaddy1

2 points

12 days ago

Shittt I’d say bet and find the nearest bathroom

1950s_clickbait

7 points

12 days ago

I'd almost certainly be up for it, but I'd be suspicious cos what woman does that for free to an ugly broke man she only just met who's constantly been rejected his whole life?

I'd probably say something like "Sounds great, but how about dinner first?" and see how I feel afterwards. Maybe start with a HJ instead as no teeth then, if you catch my drift.

palfreygames

762 points

12 days ago

Do you want the herpes?

chickinthenicehouse

373 points

12 days ago

Because thats how you get the herpes!

Mman222

2 points

12 days ago

Mman222

2 points

12 days ago

If that was the first comment, it would be a hard pass. If there was enjoyable conversation first and then asked, I'd go for it. Especially if it was a No Strings Attached kinda thing like you mentioned....yeah. I'm down.

Meatros

1 points

12 days ago

Meatros

Male

1 points

12 days ago

I'm in a relationship so I would have to decline. I'd be suspicious of it even if I wasn't in a relationship.

Waas507

1 points

12 days ago

Waas507

Male

1 points

12 days ago

Say thanks no thanks as I'm good with my gf.

If I was single and hadn't been laid in a while? Probably a solid "let's see a clean current std test." No blow job is ever worth catching Gonoherpasyphilitis.

TWR3545

1 points

12 days ago

TWR3545

1 points

12 days ago

I mean if you didn’t seem crazy or on drugs, I’d be taken back a bit and ask why but also probably ok where

QueenBeeB1980

672 points

12 days ago

So you really want to just go around sucking complete strangers dicks? Do you care if they’re attractive? As a woman, I’m very curious about this. How do you know they’re clean? It can get kinda funky down there ya know?

Edge-Unique[S]

325 points

12 days ago

I mean, I’m kinda going through my “slut phase” so yeah I do wanna suck random peoples’ dicks. meh, I’d prefer if they were attractive but I don’t really care all that much. it would be a one time thing anyway. I am worried about them being clean or not. I’d definitely ask if they’re clean or not.

QueenBeeB1980

119 points

12 days ago

May I ask your age?

Edge-Unique[S]

-118 points

12 days ago

19

QueenBeeB1980

422 points

12 days ago

My. Well, ok. Trying hard not to mother you so I’ll just say, be careful. Try and make sure they’re not wearing wedding rings, you don’t want any possibility of dealing with that drama. Look at their hair, if it’s all greasy and looks unwashed, likely their ass is too. Also look at their shoes/clothes. You don’t want to suck some guys peen that’s been working construction all day… really(swamp ass reasons not financial or anything, before guys jump my shit for that remark) Hygiene. Look for it. Also realize, if you offer to suck dick, the wrong guy might insist on more. And by insist I mean force intercourse. So, always keep that in mind.

susgrigs

362 points

12 days ago

susgrigs

362 points

12 days ago

Let me mother you. Please don't do it. The slut phase is nothing to be proud of looking back. If you do, make sure you're stone cold sober and pay attention to how you feel while doing it. If it's the thrill, then look into joining a kink club where there are rules and safety protocols in place already.

QueenBeeB1980

152 points

12 days ago

Yea,I didn’t go through that faze but my sister did. It has done irreparable harm to her self image and self worth that even now, 35years later she still hasn’t gotten over.

bluesandals7

108 points

12 days ago

I will say that I went through my experimental phase long time ago. There were fantasies or hot ideas in my head (and great with a good partner), but when I tried them in the wrong situation and some reality hit and turned me off that fantasy completely, it was hard to then enjoy it even with the right partner. So something to think about that it might go pretty bad and sometimes it’s just fun to leave fantasies as just fantasies

Edge-Unique[S]

2 points

12 days ago

I totally get that. I know my fantasies won’t always play out the way I want them to. but this one seems harmless enough that it won’t turn me off from it. i’ve sucked a random tinder guys dick and I really enjoyed it. just trying to see if I can do it without tinder

goodstuff2020

6 points

12 days ago

And to think that after my first stalker, I spent my life trying not to be noticed so that I didn't end up CREATING my own problems. SMH

RealJukeShit

65 points

12 days ago

RealJukeShit

65 points

12 days ago

YouTube prank

the_internet_clown

8 points

12 days ago

“No thank you, I have a girlfriend “

Happyfrozenfire

1 points

12 days ago

Happyfrozenfire

US, Male, Demi-Ace, Big Dick, LTR

1 points

12 days ago

"Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to pass, since I have a girlfriend. Best of luck to you though!"

If I didn't have a girlfriend: "Show me some medical records and sure!" I'm aware that someone trying to get some quick dick probably isn't gonna have medical records ready to pull out at a moment's notice, so this would probably dissuade her. If she showed records and they were fine, then I'd be down af.

cloudburr

2 points

12 days ago

Fine, but I'm not sucking yours.

containerheart

12 points

12 days ago

I'd say, for real? And if she said, for real, then I suppose why not.

IWant2BABillionaire

11 points

12 days ago

"This bitch has a std"

"This bitch wants to bite my dick"

It's a risk i am willing to take. "Please suck my dick mam"

PearOdd5599

1 points

12 days ago

Upvote cuz it made me laugh

Constant_Hotel_579

98 points

12 days ago

I’d laugh and keep walking, no matter how hot she was.

I don’t know you. What I do know now, I don’t like.

If you’re going to walk up and ask me that, lord knows how many times you’ve asked others and how many obliged. I don’t just get my helmet polished by anyone. A certain criteria before you can dust my muffler.

WestSixtyFifth

3 points

12 days ago

It depends on both the woman in question, and the setting. I'd want to say yes though, so it'd be about it not feeling extremely sketchy.

Nu1lP0int3r

225 points

12 days ago

Flattered but 100% declining. Anyone that behaves like that has to have a STD imo

bandcorps

5 points

12 days ago

ok.

KoneKivaariKalle

41 points

12 days ago

KoneKivaariKalle

Male

41 points

12 days ago

Hell no

HungNerd78

4 points

12 days ago

HungNerd78

4 points

12 days ago

I'd drop my pants in the middle of the street.

Why do you ask, has this situation come up?

Diff4rent1

-2 points

12 days ago

It’s not the first time I’ve had that offer

PortiaLabiata

7 points

12 days ago

PortiaLabiata

A dude disguised as another dude

7 points

12 days ago

"please go away"

Millie517

1 points

12 days ago

You know how some dudes have the Tinder bios that say “I just want to eat you out”? Maybe try that for sucking dicks. I think it will be more successful in the other direction.

VERYBARELYSOCIABLE

2 points

12 days ago

head is head.. simple

D1vineKuri0s

1 points

12 days ago

I don't know where that mouth has been, so I am gonna pass, unless trust and communication has been established. We people are natural-borne skeptics, so if someone were to... as the cool kids say, "drop it like it's hot" and ask/beg to suck some dick, odds are the answer may be no, unless someone is down bad...

Raging_Bullfrog

1 points

12 days ago

Legit answer... It would be a judgement call. EVERYTIME.

Does she seem like see does this often? Is her body scratched up like she's been living a hard life?
If she's like your average grocery store soccer mom.

Well I'm gonna flop it out & see what she's all about

AlanCrowley

1 points

12 days ago

AlanCrowley

Sup Bud?

1 points

12 days ago

Oh sorry, my girlfriend already seized my means of production

UnashamedConfederate

3 points

12 days ago

Hell yes please and Thank you. If some rando chick is willing to go down on me then let her.

Ratnix

1 points

12 days ago

Ratnix

1 points

12 days ago

I suppose it really would depend on how hot she was.

sunflowerporkbelly

1 points

12 days ago

Why don’t I have more women like you in my life?

TonkotsuGodFireRamen

9 points

12 days ago

Why the fuck would anyone go up to a random person and ask that?

Team-CCP

6 points

12 days ago

Honestly, I’d give you a once over. I can make up my mind on attraction pretty fucking quick. Usually in seconds. Simple “yes no, would I.” Ultimately, sure. If you have meth mouth and other obvious health issues, fuck no. But if I was in a club dancing with someone I thought was cute, sure. Why not. Who doesn’t like orgasms?

the-camster

5 points

12 days ago

This is the correct answer. Start a conversation if you're initially attracted and then decide.

Team-CCP

3 points

12 days ago

If actually be flattered. I’ve never been viewed as a piece of meat or desired for it. Women hate that, but I’ve never really had anyone take interest in me down there. I’ve never had anyone like me just for my dick and I kinda want that just once to see what it’s like.

Rxton

3 points

12 days ago

Rxton

3 points

12 days ago

Fine. I am in.

krishkaananasa

70 points

12 days ago

I was in this situation. Plus, I was 20, so very horny. She was ok, quite hot in fact. But it just felt weird, we went to the parking lot of a club, but I couldn’t do it. Just kept thinking how dirty her mouth maybe is (because I know nothing about her) and how would I feel later after getting my dick sucked by a girl I don’t like.

mrmoobles

1 points

12 days ago

A certain amount of tact is definitely required just to clarify that you’re serious and not a weird psycho. Maybe just ask if he’s single to start with, that makes your intentions clear and doesn’t come across as strange or suspicious, if he says yes then you can ask him if he’d like to go somewhere private with you

iSeize

5 points

12 days ago

iSeize

5 points

12 days ago

She probably a crack hoe

Extreme-Database-695

1 points

12 days ago

It didn't happen like that but it did get raised in a conversation with a virtual stranger. It's also happened to a friend. Both of us said no. However, the person who asked a friend asked if he knew anyone who'd say yes, ideally multiple people one after the other. He did, and they all did say yes.

jhx264

1 points

12 days ago

jhx264

1 points

12 days ago

On a scale of 1-10 what are we talking about here?

rise_above_theFlames

1 points

12 days ago

I'd be like "uhm, what?" And then chuckle. She'd say "yeah can I suck your dick?" And I'd say, "Are you clean?" If she said yes and I really believed her yeah I'd let her

bootyhunter69420

1 points

12 days ago

Yes

zombie_ie_ie

3 points

12 days ago*

zombie_ie_ie

God of War

3 points

12 days ago*

Just straight up? No, that would make me uncomfortable and I would reject the offer. But if we met at a bar/club/restaurant, especially at night, and there was heavy flirting involved then I would be down.

Try Tinder or r/randomactsofblowjob.

RacistBlackDigger

1 points

12 days ago

Obviously not. My dick is too precious to just give it to a random whore.

Earn it first.

pyrooomaniac

1 points

12 days ago

Very confused as most guys said but direct communication has led to great things

Presidentofitall

1 points

12 days ago

Nooooooooooooooooo!

possester

-14 points

12 days ago

possester

-14 points

12 days ago

100% depending on how good looking she is . anything below 8 can keep walking. my dick is for beautifull woman only.
edit:
to explaine - i must want that girl in looks department , otherwise , i am not getting into the mood.

truth-in-jello

1 points

12 days ago

There’s a sub for this very thing I think. Random acts of something? It’s not random acts of mouth hugs tho.

Dogstile

1 points

12 days ago

With suspicion. Lots of suspicion.

Murica1776PewPew

3 points

12 days ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!

4twentyHobby

6 points

12 days ago

Depends on how it is asked. A girl who worked for me offered, I thought it was sweet. Didn't take her up on it, she worked for me.

Fushigi_enthusiast

93 points

12 days ago

I would probably assume they were high on something and just walk away

J_0280

446 points

12 days ago*

J_0280

446 points

12 days ago*

It’s happened once to me at a party. Hardest nope I’ve ever noped before. Same girl tazed someone later that night so I guess I dodged a bullet

wizard637

4 points

12 days ago

Uh, no thanks

wilsonma2

4 points

12 days ago

Hard nope

Martydeus

4 points

12 days ago

First i would be asking like: why? What is the catch here?

Snoo_60604

5 points

12 days ago*

If I was walking on the street and a random woman asked to suck my dick I'd call the police cuz why does this woman want to suck a minor's dick? I would also feel like that would border on sexual harassment but Idk. Same if I was of legal age. I would be super weirded out, uncomfortable, and would probably back away slowly.

venicerocco

11 points

12 days ago

She’d have to buy me a drink first

Sockpuppetsyko

4 points

12 days ago

Yeah that would be highly suspicious. It's not something normal, and most all would expect it to be a trap or some.kind of setup to be robbed or whatever.

wallerbelt

2 points

12 days ago

Tell her no, she’ll want to suck it more. then you make her work for it.

kingwarriorx1

2 points

12 days ago

I would think its a setup, but there is only one way to find out

JustAnotherBAMF

3 points

12 days ago

Yo you want mine?

Edit : if she seems sane, clean and attractive enough; the answer is yes.

BuckForth

10 points

12 days ago

I'd be looking around for the hidden camera

doomiestdoomeddoomer

6 points

12 days ago

I would be disgusted.

Teddy1988NL

5 points

12 days ago

Depends on context , situation , who and the reason .

Buddha_Joe

13 points

12 days ago

Depends on the context.... Just randomly on the street or in a shop, no... At an "adult" themed party, possibly yes. Depends if we click or not after some conversation. Even though I swing, am poly, and in an open relationship, I require some sort of connection. I am the type, why would I want to be naked with you if I don't even want to hangout with you.

Chemmosabe

2 points

12 days ago

Depends. Is this random woman attractive? Or is she some toothless street walking hillbilly white trailer trash meth addict with low self esteem?

TodaysThoughts21

2 points

12 days ago

I would be looking around for the candid camera... And seeing as it's not something that happens everyday would find it a little strange But I guess we would have to see...

ShameDiesel

12 points

12 days ago

“Ma’am. This is the Department of Motor Vehicles..”

Reganato

10 points

12 days ago

Reganato

10 points

12 days ago

It would completely depend on context, what headspace I'm in, time of day, my relationship to this person (none vs friend vs coworker) and even what I've been doing that day or how recently I've showered.

If you really want to give head casually your best bet might be posting on random acts of blowjob. You should be able to filter your responses there.

Also, RIP your inbox in general.

Edge-Unique[S]

10 points

12 days ago

I know there’s subreddits for this type of thing but I’d like to at least be able to see the person before agreeing to sucking their dick. it I post in those subreddits, I’d be spammed with so many messages and I’m not looking for that

Shawnzilla85

18 points

12 days ago

Never had one ask to smd. But have had girls just walk up to me and say they wanted to fuck. Gave them my number. Met them at the park. Fucked in the back of the car and went on my way. Ezpz

Edge-Unique[S]

10 points

12 days ago

damn you’re lucky. that sounds hot and just like what I’m looking for

Jc1589b_2020

58 points

12 days ago

If a random girl came to me and said "hey i wanna suck your d" i would assume is a trap and avoid her

the_ugliest_boi

8 points

12 days ago

Rip your inbox.

Edge-Unique[S]

6 points

12 days ago

thankfully, it’s actually not as bad as I thought it would be

babybelly

1 points

12 days ago

at least buy me dinner first

young_macleod

4 points

12 days ago

Uh, no thank you.

freedfg

3 points

12 days ago

freedfg

3 points

12 days ago

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

National_Ad_1872

4 points

12 days ago

That’s just too good to be true. I’d assume she was setting me up to get mugged or something.

thepinkversionofhell

2 points

12 days ago

“I’m sorry ma’am, it seems like we desire the same destiny”

awwffsman

1 points

12 days ago

"no"

Is there not a subreddit for that? Seems like that would exist.

asimplemanjeff

2 points

12 days ago

I will say "Sorry. But, do you need help?"

Furious_Walker

1 points

12 days ago

Depends how much she is offering 😏😏

KellyTheBroker

1 points

12 days ago

It depends how you approach it OP.

If you walk up to a guy and say "Hey, I'd like to suck your dick" then most guys ate going to say no. Confidence is hot, being too easy makes you unattractive or suspicious depending on the guy.

If youre looking to pick someone up like this, I highly suggest a couple of things.

  1. Say hello, ask his name. Then, after quick chatter ask if he'd like to grab a coffee. When you're having coffee ask him to cone back to yours (or wherever you want to do it).

This way you're breaking up the shocks to his system. Giving him time to get comfortable and allowing yourself to get better at flirting. You could skip the coffee if you can ask smoothly.

2 if you're a girl and just horny then tinder is probably the easiest place. Although I prefer option 1.

luckystrike_bh

14 points

12 days ago

I had this happen with a attractive, younger woman with her friend. I honestly thought she was trying to deceive me somehow. As in someone from work trying to get back at me for something or an undercover cop. I did not follow through on it. If something is too good to be true, it probably is.

GemoDorgon

6 points

12 days ago

"haha fuck off"

OmicidioDiMassa

1 points

12 days ago

Hi!

Jesse0449

2 points

12 days ago

Ask what she has been smoking lately. Then pick some up from the local plug and bring it home to the wife.

SmithRune735

1 points

12 days ago

If im single, sure why not. Could be an episode of bangbros for all I know.

fiwaeawi

1 points

12 days ago

Nope. Must have some banter first... Psychos be psychoing...

RazorBladeInMyMouth

4 points

12 days ago

Call the police for rape. Fuck double standards, I been sexual assaulted by several woman in the past few years. You will never get over it.

Megafiend

2 points

12 days ago

Megafiend

2 points

12 days ago

A stranger? I'd assume she's a crazy person; that's an inappropriate thing to say. I'd decline and continue my day more cautiously.

If it was in a bar and we'd been making eyes or smalltalk I'd probably joking offer a conversation beforehand...

moods3010

1 points

12 days ago

moods3010

1 points

12 days ago

Be suspicious and double glove up if you do.

Financial_County_710

1 points

12 days ago

This has happened to me before, I was approached by some toothless bitch in a ally after a concert in Atlanta. I said, “ No thank you, you are faaaaar beneath the standards of a gentleman such as myself. Plus I like having a dick.” She went on rant talking about how she gives good head, walking up to total strangers in the ally…

Orefeus

1 points

12 days ago

Orefeus

1 points

12 days ago

I'd say the setting would matter, at least a little. Just keep in mind the moment you agree you can be fucked over hard, through disease forced payment or false rape

maidenfever75

2 points

12 days ago

Get ready for the nervous gummy worm

RMZ1225

1 points

12 days ago

RMZ1225

1 points

12 days ago

"Shwing"