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yeah I figured I’d get some comments like this, but like I said, I am seriously asking
I’m serious too, I’d assume it’s a scam or setup of some kind. Good way to end up getting robbed or publicly embarrassed.
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Or brought up on charges of sexual assault.
Stupid auto-UNcorrect! 😆
Churches do that well enough already
Also a concern in CuRrEnT yEaR
I would say when and where
That would be a firm "No!" Because, if they're asking you they may have just finished someone else.
I'd assume it was a trap. If you really want that go on tinder
yeah i’ve went on tinder, it works pretty well but it’s sort of time consuming sometimes
Adult friend finder or FetLife
I've been on tinder for 6 days. Had 4 likes 2 matches. Two were extremely overweight and ugly. One was in Canada, and the other one was cute and in my state only a few miles away but ghosted me after like barely any communication. I didn't do anything wrong or inappropriate. 🤷♂️. I'm at a loss.
Judging by your comment, you probably said something wrong and didnt think you did.
They're probably saying the same shit about him lol
Thats what i am thinking
Probably just means they’re not into you. Gotta let that go man.
Have you tried being more attractive?
Not if you’re rich lololol 😎
Whenever it comes to that, I believe a certain level of trust needs to be established first... As much as I like the thought of my dick being sucked, I feel that a total stranger is more likely to bite my dick off than someone I just bought dinner for...
yeah that’s what I thought. I’d prefer it to be no strings attached though
Definitely a dick
No strings attached will almost always involve some sort of communication.
You go up to 99% of guys and they’re calling bullshit or assuming you’re setting them up. The other 1% is ballsy enough that I’d wonder where their dick has been lol
I’m getting a lot of comments that most men would be suspicious (and scared of getting their dick bit, to which I say I’m sorry that’s happened to them) so I think i’ll stick to using tinder. it’s easier to have that “no strings attached” interaction I’m looking for
you don't need to have a previous dick bite to have that fear, it's ingrained in every man.
i guess i am a not a man , but i have a dick.
since i dont have thouse fears ingrained.
You’re a natural phenomenon. Let’s just hope someday no one kick starts your instincts…
i will consider myself fortunete honestly.
Tinder is a good option, but don't count out the guys you may meet in person. It's just about finding the right way to approach I think. Confidence is a HUGE turn on for most guys, so you can always start with something like 'I want to kiss you' and go from there
Clearly someone never used grinder before.
Or got it caught in a zipper...
No thanks, potential dick-biter!
I'm married, so I'd probably stammer a lot & wave my wedding ring at her
How many dicks have you sucked in the last hour ma’am?
lol, zero but clearly I’m trying to figure out how to increase that number
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This happened on my stag do. I declined and carried on with the night. I swear women can smell if a man is taken, then kicks in the “ I gotta have it”
I've never been checked out by girls nearly as much as when I was out with other girls.
I'd be too worried she has an STD to just let it happen
I don't think you can get anything from having your dick sucked. I could be wrong though
You are indeed wrong
Agreed. You are definitely wrong. Do a little research and protecc your dick!
You are wrong.
You can get dikkus non existus
You can get herpes, warts, gonorrhea, and syphilis while getting a blowjob.
I think the risks are greater for the person doing the sucking, but it’s there for both.
Yup, pretty wrong in that one.
Depends on the setting but I’d most likely be confused and possibly a little bit uncomfortable.
yeah I’m worried about making people uncomfortable, that’s why I haven’t asked anyone yet and came here first
I think many would appreciate if it’s mentioned in a situation where you both know it’s going well. I wouldn’t open with it lol
Try the randomactsofblowjob subreddit.
I would decline because I think it's more important to donate blood and I don't want the risk of STDs to jeopardize that.
Yeah, that sounds like a trap. Good way to get blackmailed or your kidneys harvested.
I'd assume she either wanted money or my kidneys.
I’d laugh. This has to be a scam.
Depends on the setting. If it were a nightclub or a bar, I'd assume she's just drunk and joking around without realizing the consequences of what she's saying. If it happened in a parking lot in broad daylight, I'd assume she was a drug addict looking for a payout.
5 minutes in the parking lot, look for a Burgundy Chrysler.
I'd probably assume they were a prostitute.
Depends on the setting and circumstances I suppose.
If we met in a bar and there was some heavy flirting, followed by a "I'd really love to suck your dick" I imagine I'd be down
Spray her with raid. Bye roach.
lmaooo I guess I gotta avoid asking any exterminators the question
Something like this happened to me and it ended up with me getting extorted for 5k, so I've been cautious ever since
holy shit, that sucks. I’m curious about the story behind that. I’m not trying to extort anyone for anything, just wanna suck some dick
Long story short, she wanted to do sex stuff, some co-conspirators were secretly filming, then they showed me the footage and threatend to send it to people via facebook. But they uploaded it to youtube and so I knew their threats were empty.
It's weird to just ask straight guys for no-strings-attached dick sucking. It'd be much different if you were a gay guy. It's literally what grindr is for.
damn, I’m sorry that happened to you.
based on your answer and everyone else’s, it looks like I should just stick to tinder for finding what i’m looking for. it’s no grindr but it’s close enough
Cant you find someone who you know? Dont do that to some random guy, it isnt safe. You dont know if his dick has been up someones ass an hour earlier. Is that what you want?
Too good/easy to be true. Pass. Maybe if it was at least in a context like Tinder. You dn't even need moves. Guys will match and msg you first. Hell, half of them will be begging you to suck their dick before you even ask.
It depends on the situation where you are asking. Parking lot of a 7-11... not a chance in hell. Party where everyone is dressed to the 9s... you've got my attention (and likely my penis in your mouth).
I’d think it’s some plot to rob me, at least have a regular conversation first or something
No way in hell I'm letting a stranger get razor sharp teeth near my penis.
I wouldn't let my gf do that until after she's proven she's trustworthy, let alone a horny stranger whose muscles might "twitch" at the "wrong time". Or blackmail me.
If I find her attractive, I'm likely down with that.
Nope. Fellatio with condoms is no fun and I am damn well not letting a bare Mr. Wiggles get played with by a stranger.
I would say, "That fast, huh? Let's get to know each other first. Then we'll talk about you wanting to suck my Johnson once we passed a certain level of trust with each other."
Shittt I’d say bet and find the nearest bathroom
I'd almost certainly be up for it, but I'd be suspicious cos what woman does that for free to an ugly broke man she only just met who's constantly been rejected his whole life?
I'd probably say something like "Sounds great, but how about dinner first?" and see how I feel afterwards. Maybe start with a HJ instead as no teeth then, if you catch my drift.
Do you want the herpes?
Because thats how you get the herpes!
If that was the first comment, it would be a hard pass. If there was enjoyable conversation first and then asked, I'd go for it. Especially if it was a No Strings Attached kinda thing like you mentioned....yeah. I'm down.
I'm in a relationship so I would have to decline. I'd be suspicious of it even if I wasn't in a relationship.
Say thanks no thanks as I'm good with my gf.
If I was single and hadn't been laid in a while? Probably a solid "let's see a clean current std test." No blow job is ever worth catching Gonoherpasyphilitis.
I mean if you didn’t seem crazy or on drugs, I’d be taken back a bit and ask why but also probably ok where
So you really want to just go around sucking complete strangers dicks? Do you care if they’re attractive? As a woman, I’m very curious about this. How do you know they’re clean? It can get kinda funky down there ya know?
I mean, I’m kinda going through my “slut phase” so yeah I do wanna suck random peoples’ dicks. meh, I’d prefer if they were attractive but I don’t really care all that much. it would be a one time thing anyway. I am worried about them being clean or not. I’d definitely ask if they’re clean or not.
May I ask your age?
My. Well, ok. Trying hard not to mother you so I’ll just say, be careful. Try and make sure they’re not wearing wedding rings, you don’t want any possibility of dealing with that drama. Look at their hair, if it’s all greasy and looks unwashed, likely their ass is too. Also look at their shoes/clothes. You don’t want to suck some guys peen that’s been working construction all day… really(swamp ass reasons not financial or anything, before guys jump my shit for that remark) Hygiene. Look for it.
Also realize, if you offer to suck dick, the wrong guy might insist on more. And by insist I mean force intercourse. So, always keep that in mind.
Let me mother you. Please don't do it. The slut phase is nothing to be proud of looking back. If you do, make sure you're stone cold sober and pay attention to how you feel while doing it. If it's the thrill, then look into joining a kink club where there are rules and safety protocols in place already.
Yea,I didn’t go through that faze but my sister did. It has done irreparable harm to her self image and self worth that even now, 35years later she still hasn’t gotten over.
I will say that I went through my experimental phase long time ago. There were fantasies or hot ideas in my head (and great with a good partner), but when I tried them in the wrong situation and some reality hit and turned me off that fantasy completely, it was hard to then enjoy it even with the right partner. So something to think about that it might go pretty bad and sometimes it’s just fun to leave fantasies as just fantasies
I totally get that. I know my fantasies won’t always play out the way I want them to. but this one seems harmless enough that it won’t turn me off from it. i’ve sucked a random tinder guys dick and I really enjoyed it. just trying to see if I can do it without tinder
And to think that after my first stalker, I spent my life trying not to be noticed so that I didn't end up CREATING my own problems. SMH
“No thank you, I have a girlfriend “
US, Male, Demi-Ace, Big Dick, LTR
"Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to pass, since I have a girlfriend. Best of luck to you though!"
If I didn't have a girlfriend: "Show me some medical records and sure!" I'm aware that someone trying to get some quick dick probably isn't gonna have medical records ready to pull out at a moment's notice, so this would probably dissuade her. If she showed records and they were fine, then I'd be down af.
Fine, but I'm not sucking yours.
I'd say, for real? And if she said, for real, then I suppose why not.
"This bitch has a std"
"This bitch wants to bite my dick"
It's a risk i am willing to take. "Please suck my dick mam"
Upvote cuz it made me laugh
I’d laugh and keep walking, no matter how hot she was.
I don’t know you.
What I do know now, I don’t like.
If you’re going to walk up and ask me that, lord knows how many times you’ve asked others and how many obliged. I don’t just get my helmet polished by anyone. A certain criteria before you can dust my muffler.
It depends on both the woman in question, and the setting. I'd want to say yes though, so it'd be about it not feeling extremely sketchy.
Flattered but 100% declining. Anyone that behaves like that has to have a STD imo
I'd drop my pants in the middle of the street.
Why do you ask, has this situation come up?
It’s not the first time I’ve had that offer
A dude disguised as another dude
"please go away"
You know how some dudes have the Tinder bios that say “I just want to eat you out”? Maybe try that for sucking dicks. I think it will be more successful in the other direction.
head is head.. simple
I don't know where that mouth has been, so I am gonna pass, unless trust and communication has been established. We people are natural-borne skeptics, so if someone were to... as the cool kids say, "drop it like it's hot" and ask/beg to suck some dick, odds are the answer may be no, unless someone is down bad...
Legit answer... It would be a judgement call. EVERYTIME.
Does she seem like see does this often? Is her body scratched up like she's been living a hard life?
If she's like your average grocery store soccer mom.
Well I'm gonna flop it out & see what she's all about
Oh sorry, my girlfriend already seized my means of production
Hell yes please and Thank you. If some rando chick is willing to go down on me then let her.
I suppose it really would depend on how hot she was.
Why don’t I have more women like you in my life?
Why the fuck would anyone go up to a random person and ask that?
Honestly, I’d give you a once over. I can make up my mind on attraction pretty fucking quick. Usually in seconds. Simple “yes no, would I.” Ultimately, sure. If you have meth mouth and other obvious health issues, fuck no. But if I was in a club dancing with someone I thought was cute, sure. Why not. Who doesn’t like orgasms?
This is the correct answer. Start a conversation if you're initially attracted and then decide.
If actually be flattered. I’ve never been viewed as a piece of meat or desired for it. Women hate that, but I’ve never really had anyone take interest in me down there. I’ve never had anyone like me just for my dick and I kinda want that just once to see what it’s like.
Fine. I am in.
I was in this situation. Plus, I was 20, so very horny. She was ok, quite hot in fact. But it just felt weird, we went to the parking lot of a club, but I couldn’t do it. Just kept thinking how dirty her mouth maybe is (because I know nothing about her) and how would I feel later after getting my dick sucked by a girl I don’t like.
A certain amount of tact is definitely required just to clarify that you’re serious and not a weird psycho. Maybe just ask if he’s single to start with, that makes your intentions clear and doesn’t come across as strange or suspicious, if he says yes then you can ask him if he’d like to go somewhere private with you
She probably a crack hoe
It didn't happen like that but it did get raised in a conversation with a virtual stranger. It's also happened to a friend. Both of us said no. However, the person who asked a friend asked if he knew anyone who'd say yes, ideally multiple people one after the other. He did, and they all did say yes.
On a scale of 1-10 what are we talking about here?
I'd be like "uhm, what?" And then chuckle. She'd say "yeah can I suck your dick?" And I'd say, "Are you clean?" If she said yes and I really believed her yeah I'd let her
God of War
Just straight up? No, that would make me uncomfortable and I would reject the offer. But if we met at a bar/club/restaurant, especially at night, and there was heavy flirting involved then I would be down.
Try Tinder or r/randomactsofblowjob.
Obviously not. My dick is too precious to just give it to a random whore.
Earn it first.
Very confused as most guys said but direct communication has led to great things
100% depending on how good looking she is . anything below 8 can keep walking. my dick is for beautifull woman only.
to explaine - i must want that girl in looks department , otherwise , i am not getting into the mood.
There’s a sub for this very thing I think. Random acts of something?
It’s not random acts of mouth hugs tho.
With suspicion. Lots of suspicion.
Depends on how it is asked. A girl who worked for me offered, I thought it was sweet. Didn't take her up on it, she worked for me.
I would probably assume they were high on something and just walk away
It’s happened once to me at a party. Hardest nope I’ve ever noped before. Same girl tazed someone later that night so I guess I dodged a bullet
Uh, no thanks
First i would be asking like: why? What is the catch here?
If I was walking on the street and a random woman asked to suck my dick I'd call the police cuz why does this woman want to suck a minor's dick? I would also feel like that would border on sexual harassment but Idk. Same if I was of legal age. I would be super weirded out, uncomfortable, and would probably back away slowly.
She’d have to buy me a drink first
Yeah that would be highly suspicious. It's not something normal, and most all would expect it to be a trap or some.kind of setup to be robbed or whatever.
Tell her no, she’ll want to suck it more. then you make her work for it.
I would think its a setup, but there is only one way to find out
Yo you want mine?
Edit : if she seems sane, clean and attractive enough; the answer is yes.
I'd be looking around for the hidden camera
I would be disgusted.
Depends on context , situation , who and the reason .
Depends on the context.... Just randomly on the street or in a shop, no... At an "adult" themed party, possibly yes. Depends if we click or not after some conversation. Even though I swing, am poly, and in an open relationship, I require some sort of connection. I am the type, why would I want to be naked with you if I don't even want to hangout with you.
Depends. Is this random woman attractive? Or is she some toothless street walking hillbilly white trailer trash meth addict with low self esteem?
I would be looking around for the candid camera...
And seeing as it's not something that happens everyday would find it a little strange
But I guess we would have to see...
“Ma’am. This is the Department of Motor Vehicles..”
It would completely depend on context, what headspace I'm in, time of day, my relationship to this person (none vs friend vs coworker) and even what I've been doing that day or how recently I've showered.
If you really want to give head casually your best bet might be posting on random acts of blowjob. You should be able to filter your responses there.
Also, RIP your inbox in general.
I know there’s subreddits for this type of thing but I’d like to at least be able to see the person before agreeing to sucking their dick. it I post in those subreddits, I’d be spammed with so many messages and I’m not looking for that
Never had one ask to smd. But have had girls just walk up to me and say they wanted to fuck. Gave them my number. Met them at the park. Fucked in the back of the car and went on my way. Ezpz
damn you’re lucky. that sounds hot and just like what I’m looking for
If a random girl came to me and said "hey i wanna suck your d" i would assume is a trap and avoid her
Rip your inbox.
thankfully, it’s actually not as bad as I thought it would be
at least buy me dinner first
Uh, no thank you.
Ma'am this is a Wendy's.
That’s just too good to be true. I’d assume she was setting me up to get mugged or something.
“I’m sorry ma’am, it seems like we desire the same destiny”
Is there not a subreddit for that? Seems like that would exist.
I will say "Sorry. But, do you need help?"
Depends how much she is offering 😏😏
It depends how you approach it OP.
If you walk up to a guy and say "Hey, I'd like to suck your dick" then most guys ate going to say no. Confidence is hot, being too easy makes you unattractive or suspicious depending on the guy.
If youre looking to pick someone up like this, I highly suggest a couple of things.
This way you're breaking up the shocks to his system. Giving him time to get comfortable and allowing yourself to get better at flirting. You could skip the coffee if you can ask smoothly.
2 if you're a girl and just horny then tinder is probably the easiest place. Although I prefer option 1.
I had this happen with a attractive, younger woman with her friend. I honestly thought she was trying to deceive me somehow. As in someone from work trying to get back at me for something or an undercover cop. I did not follow through on it. If something is too good to be true, it probably is.
"haha fuck off"
Ask what she has been smoking lately. Then pick some up from the local plug and bring it home to the wife.
If im single, sure why not. Could be an episode of bangbros for all I know.
Nope. Must have some banter first... Psychos be psychoing...
Call the police for rape. Fuck double standards, I been sexual assaulted by several woman in the past few years. You will never get over it.
A stranger? I'd assume she's a crazy person; that's an inappropriate thing to say. I'd decline and continue my day more cautiously.
If it was in a bar and we'd been making eyes or smalltalk I'd probably joking offer a conversation beforehand...
Be suspicious and double glove up if you do.
This has happened to me before, I was approached by some toothless bitch in a ally after a concert in Atlanta. I said, “ No thank you, you are faaaaar beneath the standards of a gentleman such as myself. Plus I like having a dick.” She went on rant talking about how she gives good head, walking up to total strangers in the ally…
I'd say the setting would matter, at least a little. Just keep in mind the moment you agree you can be fucked over hard, through disease forced payment or false rape
Get ready for the nervous gummy worm